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moana (profile) wrote,
on 7-29-2004 at 4:10pm
Music: interpol - obstacle 2
Subject: hey remember that time we had offspring downstairs?
me: i'm gonna go blog about the offspring episode downstairs.

andy: the offspring episode?

me: yeah, just now.

andy: we never had offspring together downstairs...


anyway...

you know that song, offspring - the kids aren't alright?

we butchered it.

i wish i could post the mutilated lyrics here, but we didn't mutilate the lyrics. we just sang them a little... differently.

picture this. snapping your fingers, doing the snake, a huge goofy grin on your face. now picture us both doing that. singing, "jay committed suicide; brandon ODed and died!" also, andy would supply the "whoa!"s between each line. at one point, i snap my fingers, big goofy grin on face, and shoot my neck out as far to the right as i can reach. i wait for the "woah!" but it doesn't COME. there's a split second of silence as i stay in that position, then finally pull my neck back in and carry on with my little dance. during the chorus, we performed snake-like dances with our arms. nagama got a kick out of that... we're sitting/standing there, doing our dances, laughing insanely. i pose, arms up in the air, hip thrust out and holler, "i am not a stalker!"

poor danielle, the first words i say to her: "i am not a stalker." first impressions. gotta love em.

after we stopped laughing long enough to take a deep breath, i go, "you just totally killed all the syrianness of the song."

i'd meant to say "seriousness". wow. we laughed too much. *shakes head*

and that's the story of how andy n i made offspring downstairs.
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metalhead

07-29-04 4:23pm

Gotta love bad music done-up Ronnettes style.

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guajiragoddess

07-29-04 5:48pm

don't worry, your first impression was long before that.

laurence talks about you a lot ;)

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