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| 0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0 (profile) wrote, on 8-8-2004 at 4:08am | |
| Current mood: WHEE! Music: Whooo Subject: Emilina the Vile, who's in the Secret Service of Poecjrhtwaei! |
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| deadprincess1223: Don't forget to bring a towel. malevolentempire: What? deadprincess1223: When you go to a hotel don't forget to bring a towel because you never know where hotel towels have been. malevolentempire: What brought that up? deadprincess1223: I feel high. deadprincess1223: lol deadprincess1223: I don't know. malevolentempire: Why? deadprincess1223: Because I've been laughing a lot. deadprincess1223: Yeah, anyway. deadprincess1223: Hi, how are you? malevolentempire: Im okay. deadprincess1223: Emily is biting and liking me. malevolentempire: Emily? deadprincess1223: My other other lesbian luver. malevolentempire: :-X deadprincess1223: Why are your lips sealed? deadprincess1223: Anyway. malevolentempire: How old? deadprincess1223: Why? malevolentempire: I need to know deadprincess1223: Shhh deadprincess1223: I cannot tell deadprincess1223: Because deadprincess1223: She's part of the Secret Service! deadprincess1223: Annnd deadprincess1223: Her code name is Emilina the Vile deadprincess1223: <.<; deadprincess1223: DUN DUN! deadprincess1223: DUnN! malevolentempire: :'( fine dont tell me. deadprincess1223: Emilina the Vile: Hello.. I like things.. like pants. You are old. But I do not care. deadprincess1223: Emilina the Vile is Stupid deadprincess1223: I like To write With odd Capitilizations deadprincess1223: WHOOOOOOO! deadprincess1223: LET US say WHEE IN PRAISE! deadprincess1223: To that of THEE in the name of POECJRHTWAEI! o.o;;; deadprincess1223: YES! Poecjrhtwaei! >>! deadprincess1223: I love it. deadprincess1223: Anyways deadprincess1223: Yes deadprincess1223: This isn't Dylia deadprincess1223: As you've concluded deadprincess1223: Emilina the Vile has stolen her computer back deadprincess1223: But worry you not, horny sameritan deadprincess1223: You will be SPAAAAARED the WRAITH! deadprincess1223: Wraith.. wrath.. wraith.. >.>; Hold up.. deadprincess1223: ~skitters off for spell check~ AWAYYYYY! deadprincess1223: Hi Josh. malevolentempire: Hi. deadprincess1223: That was funny. deadprincess1223: How was your days? malevolentempire: huh? deadprincess1223: I haven't seen or talked to you in a couple of days... How have they been? malevolentempire: okay deadprincess1223: No juicy details? malevolentempire: No. deadprincess1223: Sorry, about a day or two ago I was strange to you on the internet thingy. I was annoyed with you but today and well yesterday I wanted to see you badly. malevolentempire: why annoyrd? deadprincess1223: I was just pms'ing that day. malevolentempire: Okay. deadprincess1223: You don't even care, do you? deadprincess1223: By the way, this is Emilina the Vile. deadprincess1223: Anyways, Dylia has been experiencing some sexual tension malevolentempire: I do care but iknow now deadprincess1223: If you know what I mean ~wink wink~ deadprincess1223: YEY! HE KNOWS! deadprincess1223: Let there be rejoice.. o.o; malevolentempire: Ahhh my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 deadprincess1223: And may an acidic snail eat through you bike pedals deadprincess1223: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 deadprincess1223: xD deadprincess1223: And then decay your mind with pornoooooo deadprincess1223: And beer. deadprincess1223: SHUT UP! deadprincess1223: You talk too muc deadprincess1223: much deadprincess1223: o.o; deadprincess1223: No.. yes. No. deadprincess1223: <. deadprincess1223: I will now.. LICK YOUR GIRLFRIEND! deadprincess1223: AHHHH! malevolentempire is away at 4:06:28 AM. deadprincess1223: Josh?! Auto response from malevolentempire: fuck deadprincess1223: Come back!! deadprincess1223: Call me later. deadprincess1223: bai. Heated, wasn't it? Can you keep up with Emilina the Vile? Will Josh ever answer her crazed, horny cries? TUNE IN NEXT TIME! >.>;; Luvvles ^-^ "I'm not dead yet!" The story :: ContinuED! o.o; malevolentempire returned at 4:11:10 AM. malevolentempire: hi malevolentempire: I found cookie dough :-) . malevolentempire: You there? deadprincess1223: I like.. deadprincess1223: YEY! malevolentempire: I love it :-) deadprincess1223: I KNOW! o.o deadprincess1223: CAN YEW.. believe IT?! malevolentempire: YuMmY deadprincess1223: Yes deadprincess1223: Your girlfriend is. malevolentempire: may i eat some off ofyour body? deadprincess1223: .. malevolentempire: (d) deadprincess1223: I.. think.. you're.. mistaken... malevolentempire: I'll fight you for her. deadprincess1223: Hem.. hem hem.. HEMMMEHENMEMM! o.o; deadprincess1223: Oh yeah? deadprincess1223: I'll take you down! deadprincess1223: Down to.. >.>;; deadprincess1223: YEAH! deadprincess1223: DOWN! deadprincess1223: No, man, I'm like.. pretty strong. deadprincess1223: I'm a crazy little woman! deadprincess1223: o.o; malevolentempire: youll have to ask her first im a masochist deadprincess1223: I go snake fists on yer ass deadprincess1223: Maybe not your ass deadprincess1223: I try to avoid asses deadprincess1223: But you know what I mean malevolentempire: i do as well deadprincess1223: I knew it! deadprincess1223: I can read minds deadprincess1223: YOU HAVE A WEDGIE! malevolentempire: knew what? deadprincess1223: .. deadprincess1223: That.. you hada wedgie. malevolentempire: i do? deadprincess1223: YES! deadprincess1223: Don't deny it! deadprincess1223: I canfeel the crawling! deadprincess1223: a;skfhalskhf deadprincess1223: o.o malevolentempire: im not wearing under ware so uhh not happening deadprincess1223: Sorry, I get.. uh.. seizuresesssesess.. o.o;; ses.. deadprincess1223: ............... <.<;;;;;;; ........ ~awkward~ deadprincess1223: .. deadprincess1223: . deadprincess1223: .. deadprincess1223: . deadprincess1223: .. deadprincess1223: . deadprincess1223: . deadprincess1223: .. deadprincess1223: ... deadprincess1223: .... malevolentempire: i have pant deadprincess1223: ... malevolentempire: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. malevolentempire: i have pants on* deadprincess1223: ..WHEWW! malevolentempire: 421 fuck i missed it deadprincess1223: .. deadprincess1223: What did we miss? malevolentempire: nvm deadprincess1223: No do tell. malevolentempire: brb deadprincess1223: YESSIR! o.o malevolentempire: dont call me sir deadprincess1223: But you are my lord and master. malevolentempire: im submissive i am no lord or master deadprincess1223: Don't lie to me, SiR!! malevolentempire: *walks away* deadprincess1223: Why? ~pulls hand~ deadprincess1223: o.o;; I am known.. to glomp >.>; deadprincess1223: Don't mess! o.o; malevolentempire: i dont like being called sir and i am a sub deadprincess1223: Aww deadprincess1223: Does it hurt your feeeeelinggggkssss? malevolentempire: no just annoys me deadprincess1223: Oh, poor baby malevolentempire: is this d? deadprincess1223: Nooo.. This is Poisonous Em deadprincess1223: M deadprincess1223: xD malevolentempire: good bye deadprincess1223: Aw, fine, I don't love you, either. deadprincess1223: Dylia will be back in a second, oh stupid one o.o; malevolentempire: okay malevolentempire: who are you to call me stupid? deadprincess1223: I am I to call you stupid. o.o; malevolentempire: Exuse me. deadprincess1223: You're exCused ^-^ malevolentempire: sorry i havnt slept in four days deadprincess1223: Anyways, love ya and shits, here's Dylie, because I'm nice, and she's you lard and marster, I think, and yeah. I've slept for four days.. for.. I.. am.. EMILINA the SHIT! o.o;;;;;;; The little shit of shitting torment, shit shit tihs! o.o;;;;;;;; BAI! deadprincess1223: Hey, enjoying her compamy? deadprincess1223: company* malevolentempire: You have no clue deadprincess1223: Oh, then I won't. malevolentempire: Huh? deadprincess1223: Never mind. deadprincess1223: Did you enjoy the cookie dough deadprincess1223: ?* malevolentempire: yes deadprincess1223: S'good. deadprincess1223: Now I have to go to bed to my other other lebian luver. deadprincess1223: You get some rest! malevolentempire: i dont need any malevolentempire: can we hang out tommorow? deadprincess1223: Movie day at Em's house, can you come over? malevolentempire: what time? malevolentempire: i love dave chepelle deadprincess1223: Well tell you later. malevolentempire: well i need to know kinda realavent time deadprincess1223: Noon to 3. deadprincess1223: Around there. malevolentempire: where does eh live? deadprincess1223: Woodfield Country club. malevolentempire: off of what rodes? deadprincess1223: Jog and something. deadprincess1223: I fyou can see omni Middle there's an entrance near. deadprincess1223: If you* malevolentempire: yeash deadprincess1223: So call me later for further detail. deadprincess1223: Night. And you sleep! malevolentempire: i dont need sleep malevolentempire: i need a power nap deadprincess1223: Then take a couple hour power nap. malevolentempire: 1 malevolentempire: maybe 2 deadprincess1223: Atleat two. malevolentempire: at most deadprincess1223: No! Atleast. malevolentempire: yes mistress malevolentempire: *bows* deadprincess1223: Good. ~pats head~ deadprincess1223: Pets* malevolentempire: ~bites you inner thigh~ deadprincess1223: ~slaps face~ You better sleep. deadprincess1223: Good night. deadprincess1223: Talk to you later. malevolentempire: goodnight mistress deadprincess1223: Niught~\ deadprincess1223: Fucktard! malevolentempire: let me guess you the other one malevolentempire: your* deadprincess1223: Fuuuuuck yeah, ho-zizzle malevolentempire: good night my mistress's "friend" deadprincess1223: =p deadprincess1223: That's Emilina the Vile to you, master. malevolentempire: ~coutisie bow~ malevolentempire: i do not know who master is malevolentempire: well d deadprincess1223: ~curtsies~ o.o; |
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| Anonymous | 08-08-04 4:21am Sheesh you two...You don't hafta go scare everyone off. Not nice..Nope..Nor is posioning peopls minds with porno and beer.....
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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0 | Re:, 08-08-04 4:58am And the acidic snails! Don't forget the acidic snails!
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