Dion, 08-22-04 6:49pm

Cool, Kiwi's got balls. I dared her to post it, and she did. :)

She doesn't show it in this IM, but she can be just as perverted :D It's kinda fun as long as things do go too far o.O

I'm usually just joking for shock value though. Hope she does know that O.o

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Perish, 08-22-04 6:50pm

This Dion shall die. xD

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Re: Perish, 08-22-04 6:52pm

Lmao Michael.

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Re: Perish, 08-22-04 6:53pm

[Dion]
Kiwi and I are just friends, don't worry. :D

Any problems, take it up with my kick-ass art ;)

But in all seriousness, I know Kiwi loves you Michael. We've always joked like this, though. No worries, ok? I joke like this plenty of times, but am nowhere near this perverted in actuality o.O I'm very conservative, which is why I enjoy talking to Kiwi, because she knows me better than that :D

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Malachi Element: I'm just in a mad mood today., 08-23-04 4:29pm

Keely...

Do I make you mad? Was it me? Or Andrew? Maybe Aisha or Rhianna?

I really wish I could make you happier ;_;

Obviously not an Almighty Friend,

The Not-so-Almighty Dana

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Re: Malachi Element: I'm just in a mad mood today., 08-23-04 5:45pm

Maybe she was just PMSing
lol

Im srry if I made u mad or got on your nerves *cries* I love u Keely
~Rhianna

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Re: Malachi Element: I'm just in a mad mood today., 08-23-04 5:46pm

Maybe she was just PMSing
lol

Im srry if I made u mad or got on your nerves *cries* I love u Keely
~Rhianna

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08-23-04 5:40pm

Well that was an interesting conversation.




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from stef, 08-23-04 6:36pm

lol your journal is so dramatic i love it! lol nice convo...yummy. phone sex lol jk! bye

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hmmm..., 08-23-04 9:47pm

Hmmm... well for one thing Dana you don't even mention me!... whats up with that!? I mean how do you know it wasn't ME who made her mad (not that it was or anything) but of course u mention Andrew, Rhianna, and Aisha *jealous*... what ever... anyways though I have never met him this Dion sounds pretty cool, but of course you are all going to die anyways sooo... yea. ^^

-Doogle

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Re: hmmm..., 08-25-04 10:10am

=X Violent. Such Violence for such little people. XD

Iku,
Doug's master in slavery. .."I didn't say stop! >=|"

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Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-25-04 7:34pm

WTF!???...[Doug's master in slavery. .."I didn't say stop! >=|"] where the hell did you get that from punk... and yes, violence solves everything.

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Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-25-04 8:08pm

The answer to solving everything is nipples I tell you!!!

-Dion

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Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-25-04 9:32pm

Point taken...

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Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-26-04 7:52am

Oopsie. Sorreh, wrong person. ^^

~Iku,
Doug's MOM's master in slavery.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-26-04 8:53pm

BURN IN FUCKING HELL YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH...FUCK OFF YOU COCK BITING FUCK TARD!

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-26-04 9:54pm

Iku, that was wonderful XD

-Dion

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-26-04 9:57pm

*Dion inhales for the FLAME TO END ALL FLAMES*

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-28-04 1:01am

HOLY SHIT. XD That's awesome!!!! *Kneels* Bow to teh master of Flamage. XD

Iku,
STILL Doug's Mom's master in slavery. ^^

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-28-04 1:10am

-_-

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-28-04 1:45am

-_-

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-28-04 9:03am

-_o..

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-28-04 9:05am

8===D~x-O;; MY EYE.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hmmm..., 08-29-04 11:44am

damn. . .

*bows* That is so cool. I luv u dude! I have never heard anything like that before. . .

~Rhianna


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Killing people, 08-29-04 11:30am

Im feeling homocidal so im going to kill u all...
*kills random person* WOOHOO!!! HEY! DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! *Kills other perspn* Great... Now i have to clean this up... FUCk

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Re: Killing people, 08-29-04 12:20pm

I would appreicate it if you guys would fight somewhere OTHER than my journal -_-

The one and only,
Keely

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Re: Re: Killing people, 08-29-04 4:25pm

It's getting cramped in here...

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Re: Re: Killing people, 08-29-04 4:33pm

Actually I got the flame off of some website I cannot remember :D

And Kiwi, you don't want to see one of your journal entry get fifty replies? ;)

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Re: Re: Re: Killing people, 09-01-04 10:24pm

I do! 29...

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Killing people, 09-01-04 10:24pm

30...

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Killing people, 09-03-04 9:42pm

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Killing people, 09-05-04 2:49pm

Doug, I swear to God, I'm going to Castrate you. -_-

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Killing people, 09-05-04 8:01pm

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