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| xxinterrupted (profile) wrote, on 9-1-2004 at 9:39pm | |
| Current mood: bored Subject: haha, the funny things i find. |
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| when i bite into a york peppermint patty, i feel the cool rush of skiing in the alps, skating in alaska, or bobsleeding in lake pacid! but while i'm enjoying my york peppermint patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. the chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every to every other spot to which chocolate can stick.. and when i go to throw away my york peppermint patty, i trip over a shoe because im to bussy looking for a paper towel. i fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. the sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my york peppermint patty. getting up and runing to the phone to call 911, i slip on vmy own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. and so my warning to all: dont smoke pot before eating a york peppermint patty. |
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moondune22 | 09-01-04 9:48pm wow... i shall have to remember that warning...
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independenttruckergrl | 09-01-04 11:28pm woah. when i first read that i thought thats what happened to you.
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lilkristen | 09-02-04 1:57pm lmao
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