| This is a survey about not only your OPINIONS on certain issues |
| but your stances on these issues as well. Feel free to elaborate! |
| So what is your opinion/stance on or about: |
| Legalization of hard drugs: | uuh....yes..? |
| Smoking in public areas: | erg. no. take it away. |
| Animal neglect: | aw. |
| Global warming: | uhm. whats that?.... |
| The middle east: | its hot there. |
| Politics in the USA: | i dont give a shit about politics. |
| Abortion: | gross. have you ever seen those signs next to the spanish restraunt? |
| The death penalty: | hm. |
| Education system where you live: | i dont know anything about it. |
| Child abuse: | dont abuse your kids, folks. |
| Sex scandals in the Catholic church: | all i want, bang bang bang |
| De-forestation: | what is that? |
| Oil wars: | oil wars! duh duh-duh duuhh! |
| Pornography: | ew. |
| The draft (forced military recruitment): | that subject is too complicated for me. |
| Cattle feedlots: | cattle feedlots? |
| Animal rights activists (like PETA): | ok. |
| Lawyers: | what about lawyers?. hey....there a 3 lawyers in my family |
| Junk food and kids: | yes! |
| Freedom of speech: | shut the fuck up. |
| Freedom of press: | what if i typed what i wanted to? |
| Sex before marriage: | so? |
| Sexism today: | sexism? |
| Gay marriages: | erg. you're so gay. |
| National saftey: | go safe. |
| Anime: | hellz yeah! |
| The "furry" community: | furry community! |
| Suicide bombers: | go ahead. kill yourselves. not us though. |
| Gun control: | shoot! shoot! |
| Love: | uhm....im done with this servey. go home. |
| AIDS: | |
| Theater food: | |
| Cafeterias: | ew. cafeteria food.. |
| Fast food restaurants: | fattening. except here. eggs and rice at micky-d's |
| Homophobia: | are you homophobic? |
| Stricter security in airlines: | |
| Illegal immigration: | |
| Driver's licenses for illegal immigrants: | |
| Alcohol: | its GOOD! |
| Zoos: | i like the zoo. |
| Eating meat: | i dont eat meat. |
| The current president of the USA: | |
| Halloween: | I LOVE HALLOWEEN! hey MJ, do y ou wanna go trick or treating with me? |
| Feminism: | |
| Utilitarianism: | |
| Mathematics: | i like that subject. |
| Organic farming: | |
| Genetically modifyed food: | |
| Rasism: | |
| Cloning animals: | thats awsome! |
| Cloning human beings: | thats awsome and a half! |
| Specieism (thinking one species is better than another): | some are though |
| Use of animals in scientific experimentation: | |
| Religion: | |
| A country gaining independence through war: | |
| War in general: | |
| Public schools: | |
| Chronic depression: | |
| Super computers: | |
| Weapons of mass destruction: | |
| Violence in schools: | oh yeah? |
| Violence in movies and videogames: | it helps your...imagination |
| Sit-down family dinners: | i do those. i like the ones on the cruise where you have to dress up really REALLY fancy. i always have the best dresses. |
| Hospitals: | they're stinky. |
| Passing out condoms: | at the hospital? |
| Planned Parenthood: | |
| Affirmative action: | |
| Thanks for taking this survey! |
