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threshershark (profile) wrote,
on 9-15-2004 at 11:06pm
Music: Halo 2 Theme
Yesh it is me Kirel and I come to you with yet another entry in my Woohuer!

In todays news, Kirel's leg was almost bitten off this morning by a blood sucking, venemous beast! Critics say Kirel was being punished for skipping out on See You At The Pole this morning. Kirel feels very bad for doing that now!

We come to you not so live at lunch, where Kirel sits and has no one to talk to! There is a Jill-Jack-John there and a Michelle, but they are trapped inside bundles of bound paper! Unable to wrench their eyes away with even his silliest recyclible styrophome carvings, Kirel wonders if they will ever be free of the monsters Manga and Fantasynovel!

We come to you live, where Kirel is sitting at a desk and writing things out in third person! Suddenly, in a surprise move, he switches to second person!!!!

You sit and stare a a phosphoresant screen. The words on the glass or plastic conjur images and thoughts to your head, which translates them to ,"Man this Kirel is odd."

Back to you, Marcus!

We are here now at lasthour! He is taking a test! I repeat, Kirel is taking a AP Chemistry II-style test! Oh, the shock and awe! He finishes the Extracredit! It looks like he might make it through this one okay, folks!

Thank you for watching Channel B. We will now fill your mind full of subliminal messages from [cheese nips] our sponsors.

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*snort*

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Angel_Bob

09-16-04 3:40pm

Kyle, you're crazy.

I love you.

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