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| TaoMan1121 (profile) wrote, on 9-24-2004 at 8:26pm | |
| Current mood: pragmatic Subject: 9 Months |
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| I find it amusing how people don't take the time to consider their birthdate and the backstory behind it. Take your birthday, subtract nine months, and see what you get. You'd be suprised what you end up with sometimes. I give you a few examples: - Born in early to mid-November (like me)? That means you have arguably the most romantic birthdate possible; you were a Valentine's Day love child. - Is your birthday late September... as in today or Monday (looks at Alicia & Joe)? Well that means your parents most likely had a three-some with Santa Claus. - Late August? You should have plently to be thankful for, because your parents jumped on the good foot and did the bad thing right around Thanksgiving. And I could go on, but you get the gist (and I'm sure you want to stop thinking about your parents having sex). Here's another thing: Ever consider why you see so many birthdays toward the end of the year? Well, parents need to keep warm, and 10, 11, and 12 minus 9 will get you some pretty cold months. It got me thinking though: What would be the most ideal timeframe to conceive a child? I came up with May 22. It coincides with the end of spring and the beginning of summer, a pretty optimistic time, and it's not so hot that it would prevent you from thinking about all the sex required to make a baby. On the flip side, your kid will be tentatively assigned to a late February birth, right smack dab between Valentine's Day (yet still far enough away so you won't get a two-for-one present package) and February 29 (I think being a leap baby would be tight, but I can't speak for my future child). Yes, February 22 would be nice for little Samantha. Hehe. These are the types of things I think about. :-P |
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Angel_Bob | 09-24-04 9:05pm I think about it too.
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michellestar | 09-25-04 12:19am Your kid is gonna be Samantha?? That's so sweet. ^_^ I'll name my son Fox then they can play together.
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| Anonymous | 09-25-04 5:04pm Yeah, Valentine's Day babies!!!
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