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nerdalert (profile) wrote,
on 9-28-2004 at 7:33pm
Subject: haha kids, here we go
How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb?

At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.

At Grand Valley State and Alma it takes ten, one to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.

At Central Michigan it takes nine. One to screw it in and the other eight just screw each other in celebration.

At Wayne State it takes zero. Who wants to be in Detroit after dark anyway?

At Albion it takes zero. They have Mommy and Daddy pay someone to do it for them.

At Macomb it takes zero, they live at home, mom and dad control the lights.


there that should cover everyone who reads this..

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cowboy67

09-28-04 10:20pm

yay! mine wasn't very offensive!

OH NO! guess who gave me a huge grin, wave, and "hey!" when i passed her on warren? i was shocked! why the mind games? why?!

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nerdalert

Re:, 09-29-04 12:47am

thats the way it has to be....lol. OH NO! is always the response...probably bc she realized you rock the world and shes missing out?

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cowboy67

Re: Re:, 09-29-04 11:04am

hahaha, well, you know what they say - better late than never!

oh man i'm excited about this weekend.

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lynngrove

09-29-04 11:35am

Yup. That's about right.

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Anonymous

09-30-04 6:06pm

you forgot ferris---i read your journal:) i like how all of you have icons from the wizard of oz
~JESS

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