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| tuwang (profile) wrote, on 4-28-2002 at 12:58am | |
| Music: Mr. Bungle - Super Mario Bros Subject: Super Mario Bros |
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| It's 1986 I'm in the 1st grade I'm working really hard to get mario laid I've gotta save the princess so he can get the p**** believe me mario could get that a** f*** luigi mario wants to get her in bed so bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head he's just wants sex so forget wedding bells jumpin on little mushroom men and and turtle shells droppin down green pipes and secret passageways makin his move to the end where the final castle lays eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher eat a white flower and spit balls of fire all these creatures that attack won't cut mario slack oh s*** hold on I'll be right back I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer It's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber that's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man and get him to the end so he can stop using his hand mario doesn't want to get hit he'll shrink the princess won't f*** a little kid I think so stay low and attend to your own and eventually the princess will attend to your bone bowsers tryin to get h*** right now from the princess but if it's up to me It'll stop this instance cloud people throwing little spiked animals green plants with teeth that attack like canibals I heard nobody has run into the princess' oven but mario always says 'virgin, I love it' I hate the koopa troopas so I'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells till I get one up I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit cuz some kid at school told you can see the princess' t** I want to beat it before any of my friends do so I can say I put p**** up on marios venue at the end of each level I jump and get the flag I say to myself another castle in the bag I hope bowsers ready cuz he's in for a ride hey mario's serious when it comes to homicide the princess is a freak even though she has class mario will take a plunger and put it in her a** I hate the canyons that your at constantly and I hate the platforms that fall from under me but it's all worth while just to see mario smile standing next to the princess buck-naked profile it's wise might I say to get mario laid Super mario brothers best game ever made yeah, I thought that was really funny. I just randomly downloaded that. I never really thought of that game like that. hmm. oh well. It's still f-in funny. |
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myungsochun | HOLY SH*T!, 04-28-02 9:13pm HOLY SH*T thats great fun!
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Atman | Where did you download that?, 04-29-02 10:00pm No wonder that game was addicting for me. I could never figure out why... |
tuwang | Re: Where did you download that?, 04-29-02 10:09pm I got if off of kazaa, just download
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