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threshershark (profile) wrote, on 11-3-2004 at 9:23pm | |
I figure I will run for presidency someday, so why not start campaigning now? Then people will know me for when I'm 35! Hi, I am Kyle, What is my stance on government? I think it's cool, if people arn't running it. I think God should be our offical King. Which He is, in a sense. But sense there's too many weirdos here, I think I'd be a good president, because I believe in Jesus. What's my stance on abortion? Abortion doctors are strange mammals and I think they should be deported to their homeland, France. I like to blow up abortion clinics sometimes, when there's no people in them of course, because then it would be like abortion and stuff. Single moms rawk and should be taken care of so they don't have to abort their kids and not be single moms anymore, becuase then they wouldn't rawk and this world does not need any more people that don't rawk. What do you think about the environment? I am all for the public beheading shark finners and clamato poachers. I like trees and don't like them being cut down, so I'll stop that, probably, except in responsible places. What's my stance on media? People should have the right to make noise out of their mouths and stain tree pulp, and if they abuse this freedom it's their own responsibility if my... er... the mafia sprays some lead into their newly porticoed tudors. What's my stance on music? It's cool. Everyone should buy Lust Control's "We Are Not Ashamed" album. There, that is part of my issues. I hope you will get out there and vote for me, because if you don't you're not rawkin, and the world doesn't need any more non-rawkin people. |
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angel_bob | 11-03-04 9:44pm I was going to vote for Kyle but then he used the wrong "your".
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threshershark | Re:, 11-03-04 9:56pm AAAHHH!!! NOO!!
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angel_bob | Re: Re:, 11-03-04 10:12pm I'm just being a Nazi, don't worry. |
shinigami | 11-04-04 7:19am Hm, do something better with education and you got it! |