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moana (profile) wrote,
on 11-12-2004 at 3:09pm
Music: dead or alive - you spin me right round
Subject: modern art
andy: look! it's a blue trash can! it's ART!

me: yes! and inside is a piece of GUM. it represents the YOUTH!

andy: the youth is wasted in the garbage!

me: and there's pink juice all over it!

andy: the BLOOD of the innocent!

modern art, ladies and gentlemen. there's nothing quite like it.

damien: so this girl chops the top part of her ear off, right?

me: what?!

damien: well she didn't actually chop it off herself, she had someone else do it for her.

me: why?

damien: it was a performance piece. it was art! she was proving a point on how the world is deaf.

me: that's just sick.

damian: so here's my thought. this lass cuts a bit of her ear off, and she's an artist. how come you got all buggered when i cut that tiny part of your ear off?

me: i didn't get paid to do it and the only point it proved was that you can't pierce a thing when you're wasted.

modern art is about something very special.

maymay: i think a tattoo is a form of art.

me: yours isn't.

maymay: why not?

me: it's a tattoo of your brother's name.

maymay: but it's on my ass, and that's a piece of art.

modern art is about expressing emotion.

sarah: lebanese people are all about honking, i can't go anywhere without the honking, it's ridiculous!

me: yeah i remember that being an annoyance for me.

sarah: why do they do it? is it like britney's art?

me: britney spears?

sarah: yeah.

me: how do you mean?

sarah: well it's just a lot of noise about being angry and horny. art, right?

modern art. can't live with it, can't get rid of it.
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metalhead

11-12-04 5:06pm

It's about drawing clonclusions that don't quite fit!

We crack me up.

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moana

Re:, 11-13-04 8:21am

we crack me up too. i wish we'd recorded that conversation, i remember it being longer...

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cowboy67

11-13-04 1:07am

faygo! you're fabulous and foofoo sends furry friends and fun!

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metalhead

Re:, 11-13-04 2:58am

*blinks at all the Fs in that sentence*

ToTo! Furry friends=LAMOS!

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Anonymous

ac, 11-14-04 9:57am

Why on earth would someone tattoo their brother's name on their ass..? 0.o

Well, actually.. I'd like my mother's name down there some day.. (mustawaha). Although remembering my mother is nothing I'd want anyone I'm 'with' to be thinking, is it?

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Anonymous

lil chyna sez:, 11-14-04 1:35pm

you and your randomness hahaha!!
now do one thing for me.

tell me 5 of your favorite things/bands/people. NOW.

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moana

Re: lil chyna sez:, 11-14-04 9:48pm

erm, ok?

things: food, hoo-hah, accessories, kookees and cars

bands: deftones, muse, radiohead, godsmack, interpol

people: micheal jackson, matthew bellamy, liv tyler, rembrandt, mc ecsher

why?

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Anonymous

Re: Re: lil chyna sez:, 11-15-04 1:01am

bes kaifi. you'll find out. later. i love you! :)

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cowboy67

Re: Re: lil chyna sez:, 11-15-04 1:06am

whatever, faygo! i thought i was better than michael jackson in your book. pfft. guess not.

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moana

Re: Re: Re: lil chyna sez:, 11-15-04 6:27am

pith, take a load off, vanden boom. you may both dance like fire, sing like water and molest children, but micheal jackson and i go way back.

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metalhead

Re: Re: lil chyna sez:, 11-15-04 11:21am

Hah. I'm awesome and could list four of your five favourite bands off the top of my head.

Or maybe we just hang out too much.

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moana

Re: Re: Re: lil chyna sez:, 11-15-04 2:43pm

i just read that comment, turned around and looked at youu reading macbeth on your couch in your garters and shook my head. we may hang out too much than is healthy, but it's still hilarious and that's why we should have a show. *scratches legs* right, girlfriend?

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Anonymous

Re: Re: Re: Re: lil chyna sez:, 11-15-04 10:16pm

jesus, what one simple question leads to.

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