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moana (profile) wrote,
on 11-15-2004 at 6:55am
Music: scorpions - new generation
Subject: spending the night at andy's


talking in the kitchen...

me: you remember last year around exams when i kept drawing naked women all over the place?
andy: yeah.
me: were they all too skinny?
andy: i don't know. i love drawing naked women. i think they're the most beautiful things in the world. i love naked women.
*two moms enter kitchen*
andy: this is not appropriate conversation...

i see something flying around the room...

me: there's something flying in your room
andy: ew *throws a hair brush at it*
me: hey! what if it was some maigcal fairy that's here to make all our dreams come true?

while talking about les mis...

andy: marius is a dick, i don't believe in him.
me: so... you don't believe in dicks?

after lunch...

andy: i'm hungry.
me: we just had lunch.
*both go silent*
andy: maybe we're in the twilight zone...

while andy reads some history thing

"In part under the influence of Marxism and in part inspired by the French Annales school, they insisted on studying history "from below".

come on, you don't have to be a toto to see how wrong that is.

just now:

andy: remember that thing i said, don't touch my mouse, don't touch my feet?
me: that's not funny.
andy: it was funny at the time.
me: but wasn't it like 6 30 in the morning? a lot of things are funny at 6 30 in the morning.
andy: no, it was when you were trying to play footsie with me.

talking to shamlawi on the phone:

shamlawi (on speaker phone): i can't believe there are racist people in the house of God.
me: there should be a sign on the door.
andy: "no assholes in the house of God."
shamlawi: i mean it's just sick, it's so...
andy: *starts playing mary had a little goonie thing with the keypad*

more madness to come. COME! *giggles*

and we'll think of more stuff later.

oh and p.s. andy's cat, luna, has a weird pee fetish.
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Anonymous

lil chyna sez:, 11-15-04 10:17pm

LMFAO!!!!
ahahahahahaha shyt, i needed to read something like this. hahahahahah! i love you babes

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metalhead

11-15-04 10:32pm

"You can take your bra off now."

*silence*

*toto falls on floor laughing*

*toto sits up holding a pair of underwear*

"Hey, are these mine?"

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Anonymous

ac, 11-19-04 2:03pm

-mumbles incoherently about cats and pee-

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