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| greyXmatter (profile) wrote, on 12-12-2004 at 1:55pm | |
| Current mood: enraged Music: [The Chicks Dig It] - Chris Cagle |
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| Whomever said Christmas was a holy holiday should burn. Honestly. That damn Christmas tree nearly took my life. My arms and hands are stinging, and that mother fucker should pay. It's too pretty to harm, though. Fuck. Don't forget to unload the Christmas tree and decor from the truck. I won't. ...Before your brother goes to work. ...okay. Now. ...fine. Don't put the couch there. Put it here. Don't do that. Put it over here. Don't move that, only move what I tell you to. Lets put all the furnature on one wall so it looks all crowded and disgusting. How about you let me do what I want to do, and go back to eating your fucking sandwich? God damn. 5 Things I've learned today about Christmas: 1. It sucks. 2. Trees are fuckers. 3. Whoever thought of putting trees in houses were totally insane and should have been stoned. With sharp rocks. 4. Don't plug the star into the wall while your fingers are in the way. 5. When all else fails, put the ugly side of the tree to the wall so no one can see it. Wow. This time of year sucks ass. HO HO HO! Merry Christmas! Your Grandmother has cancer! HO HO HO! And while I'm at it... SO DOES YOUR DOG! HO HO HO! By the way, Your mom is going to go in for heart surgury because she waited to long and now she's officially dying. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Ho ho ho... |
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| Anonymous | boo, 12-12-04 2:32pm you never called me darling and i would have LOVED to go over your house but since YOU never call ME i guess it didnt work. I <3 U
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| greyXmatter | Re: boo, 12-12-04 7:29pm excuse me baby, i always call you. at LEAST once a day. don't even go there, chick...
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