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threshershark (profile) wrote,
on 1-3-2005 at 8:04am
Music: Talkin' 'Bout The Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues // The Flamin' Lips
Subject: mongolian death worms


Today was pretty OK for it being the First Day Back From Break. In most of my classes the teachers just made sure we hadn't lost any worksheets. The giant winter squid eating the school bus was interesting, too. I heard it actually swallowed one kid whole and spit out his skull and left radius, and the school officials were mad because they had him tagged to become foot long hotdogs for Wednesday.

Also, me and my family ate at the Corner Bar today, I had a cajun burger! But all of the suddden I couldn't eat all my curly fries and I noticed that witch-looking lady in a corner booth, I saw her in D&W once and knew she was a witch and she read my mind and now is making my life horrible!! So I just sat there and thought about how I really needed to download Unwed Sailor songs when I got home.

You know, I would hate to be the man that has to type up the words that they're saying on the news for deaf people. They have to go so fast and make no mistakes! But one good thing is that you could turn the news into whatever you wanted it to be. I noticed a typo when I was watching it so now all the deaf people in the world probably think that the United Nations is running a soil-for-food program.

Best qoute ever: "short black hair plus all-black clothes might look cool in new york, but all it's going to get you here is a 'what's up, ladytron'" -- toothpastefordinner.com
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shinigami

01-03-05 9:42pm

Huh, that's an odd day at school if I've ever heard one. Well, normal, non-magic schools anyway.

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brianna

01-04-05 1:15am

Heh. Love the randomness.

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