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skife (profile) wrote,
on 1-10-2005 at 12:23am
my uncle never fails to send funny jokes to me.


Gay George goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The
doctor comes back and says "George, I am not going to beat around the
bush. You have AIDS." George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All
Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." George
asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
asshole is for."
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brad

01-10-05 12:52am

Haha, that's good.

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skippi16

01-10-05 9:58am

thats pretty funny

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Anonymous

01-10-05 2:52pm

good stuff

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