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kreyz (profile) wrote,
on 1-13-2005 at 8:43pm
Current mood: I feel like Waffles
Music: Still Banana Phone
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"


Average Christian
You're not going to become a minister anytime soon, but you do your best to live your life in a Christian way. This means that although you probably don't attend church every Sunday, you do your best to follow the Ten Commandments, help the needy and generally be an all around good person. Who needs to follow the entire bible anyways? It was written ages ago, and Christ transmuted it by giving his life.

wow, and I was hoping I would be a Shintuist...

oh well...

I gotta tell you all I love this fucking Journal shit... but for now; Waffles...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~waffles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ok, I now ate waffles, and i'm now playing WWF Smackdown vs. Raw on the PS2. On this game, I'm doing story mode, and i'm becoming the Don Mega pimp daddy of both brands... I'm getting ready to finish up yet another week of wasted time and matches to yet fuck another Diva whore of this inustry... Which is pretty ironic enough, considering its Stacy Keibler and shes going to be at the Devos Place in downtown Grand Rapids this sunday, and I'm gonna go chill with Jeremy to look at her legs... I mean, ass... no wait, i mean Tits... Ok, i'm looking at cars, cuz its a car show... haha got you didn't i? I'm gonna look at her tittiez...

But I'm playing as my Create-a-Wrester, cuz i'm a juggalo and i'm all about the personal character... just thought i'd throw in the juggalo part cuz i don't give a fuck...

I been talking to Jenny for a while, and I have to say that she and my homez Trevnastic seemed to have hit it off since that ICP concert on Dec. 1. Haven't heard about any titty gropage yet, but i'm sure i will... I have a feeling this will go further than friendship, cuz shes cool as fuck (and gothic) and Trevor is desperate... i'm fuckin' around, Stalka's great, cuz hes smart and funny and all that stuff that i'm not. I'm a lunatic on ADD meds and needs a rubber room... and waffles.

and for the record, i'm not interested in hearing about titty gropage either, cuz thats my little kittle, damn it! And YES THATS A MADE UP WORD! I KNOW CUZ I MADE IT UP, BITCHES, AND NOW ITS TRADEMARKED! I WANT A QUARTER WHENEVER SOMEBODY SAYS IT!

Trevor and I have been friends for 5 years now, along with Tom, but this ain't about Tom and his fat ass, its about me and the DS.

Trevor been calling himself either TAS or DEATH as far as I known him, and about 4 months ago, i told him that i wanted to do a rap dup and hes down to scrap the scratch pad, and write some tunes... Thats where his name altered into Tha Deathstalka! And I came up with Kreyz cuz my name is Kevin Reynolds... you gettin' it, muthafacku!?!? McKormik is a re-rendition of my favorite South Park Character, Kenny McCormick. Cuz hes po' and so am I. And since he never dies, and I'm a juggalo, and the fact that a JUGGALO WILL NEVER DIE!!!! WHUT!!!!... it all comes into play...

If you don't like it, you can fuck the fuck off my fuck, fucker!

-K

BOO-YA!
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squish322

01-13-05 8:58pm

*sings* I WANT WAFFLES!

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deathstalka

Re:, 01-13-05 9:01pm

I'll roffle your waffles

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corbinator

01-13-05 9:01pm

Aren't you supposed to be in jail? I saw your picture in the paper.

ps. methlab

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kreyz

Re:, 01-13-05 9:33pm

that guy was a stupid ass... He shoulda just dealt Pot...

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squish322

01-13-05 9:15pm

lol thats just his icon its not really him

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deathstalka

Re:, 01-13-05 9:19pm

Yeah, he looks nothing like that guy.

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squish322

01-14-05 6:56am

lmao..oh thanx kevin.....ass!

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deathstalka

Re:, 01-14-05 9:06am

Trevnastic? What the fuck? Anyway, you're absolutely insane, but I'm glad you're my homie.

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deathstalka

Re: Re:, 01-14-05 3:19pm

and a car show? wtf? i don't wanna go to no car show this sunday.

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squish322

Re: Re: Re:, 01-14-05 3:35pm

yeah what are you talkin about? are you just gonna leave us?

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kreyz

Re: Re: Re:, 01-14-05 4:08pm

duuuude... Stacy Keibler!

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kreyz

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 01-14-05 4:10pm

yeah, you guys do have a point, i guess i'll have to tell jeremy to fuck off... friends are more important than leggy eye candy...

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pop-tart

01-14-05 3:43pm

...kettle...?

FUCK

*hands you a quarter*

oh and...JENNY IS MINE!

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