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| amazighstarrynights (profile) wrote, on 1-17-2005 at 11:32am | |
| Subject: Weird, weird, weird |
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| So I want to tell you a story about a driving experience last night. I was driving down the interstate with my sister. We were going to my mom's house which is about a half hour from my house. We always people watch because we get bored and like to giggle at people doing strange things. So, I passed this silver hybrid toyota and there was a guy driving. I went by fast and wasn't really paying too close attention to him. Ashley turns to me and says, "what was that guy eating? A popsicle or something? Christ it's like -20 out (it really was -20)" "No, I don't think so Ash.....it looked like a shoe." "It was not a shoe don't be ridiculous." So being the inquisitive people we are, I slowed down so that he could pass me again. As he's gaining we're waiting intently to see if he is still doing whatever he was doing. As he gets closer we look and sure enough IT'S A SHOE! A BLACK WOMAN'S HIGH HEELED SHOE. And this guy was not just like cleaning some spots off he is TONGUING this shoe, literally making out with it. Shoving the toe part into his mouth. Licking the heel. It was like a car accident - you don't want to look but you can't help it. Oh my god we were in such shock we could hardly laugh. What the hell was this guy doing?? We had to pass him again. Sure enough still making out with the shoe. We stayed in front and kept him in my rear view mirror until we exited. By this time we were in hysterics. I have never seen something so utterly strange in my entire life. Good thing he had a Minnesota license plate..... | |
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guajiragoddess | 01-17-05 2:33pm !
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cowboy67 | 01-27-05 8:53pm i wanted to comment on this as soon as i read it, but i was at work at the time (as i am now) and i didn't have a chance... then i forgot! anyway, sounds like the guy had a true fetish for high heels... people toss the word "fetish" around all the time, but don't really understand the true meaning. a fetish is basically an obsession with an object (a shoe, a foot, a nose, a paperclip, etc.) that someone (almost always a man) has, and it alone is the only thing that will sexually stimulate him. it doesn't matter if a woman's stripping right in front of him, if his fetish object is absent, he won't be happy. it's a learned behavior... classical conditioning (e.g. a guy is 12-years-old and at a baseball game. he's staring at a really attractive woman, who happens to be smoking. he gets an erection while staring at this woman, and from then on, he always associates her cigarette smoking with having an erection. he will then have a fetish with cigarettes). very interesting. |
amazighstarrynights | Re:, 01-28-05 9:01am But do they have to do it on the highway?? LOL |