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threshershark (profile) wrote,
on 1-26-2005 at 3:33pm
Music: New Rock Critic // Skull Kontrol


well guess what i got out of school today and went to the tree and there was NOBODY THERE BUT ME AND KELLY! That's right, all of y'all were either watching porn or out being moody, leaving me and Kelly to freeze until our buses come because we're not dumb enough to submit to society's demend for us to consume everything and drive our cars! Therefore we are the only cool ones. Kelly and I are starting the official cool club. The only people in it are her and me BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IN THIS TOWN IS COOL NOT EVEN YOU!!! Cool people do not ditch their friends for capricious reasons! Me and Kelly, we stick by each other, we do not let the other go down no siree, because we stick by each other that's right that's what friends do! I wonder if any of you even have friends. Such sad, sad, white suburbians, only caring about yourselves and who you're gonna [euphemism].

How do I become cool, you ask? All you need to do is get to know at least five black people, find friends to stick with through and through and you're in*! It is easy. You can do it and it will be fun!

*shipping and handling, add $5.95. Accepting knighthood optional, but is strongly recommended.
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angel_bob

01-26-05 3:59pm

Don't mock my porn!

You rock.

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deloric

01-26-05 4:34pm

I dont know any black people.

I dont think theres even five at rockford.

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sike-a-delic_grasshopper

01-26-05 4:37pm

It's sad but true. We are the only cool people. Perhaps the pathetic masses will wake up now and realize that black people kick ass and that we are cool and they can be cool too. I think maybe everyone should listen to the MC5 too.

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threshershark

Re:, 01-26-05 10:13pm

Kelly did you see these, I think they are unreleased mp3s by Dead Meadow

http://www.matadorrecords.com/dead_meadow/music.html

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sike-a-delic_grasshopper

Re: Re:, 01-27-05 4:08pm

Yes I've heard all but the new one because my stupid speakers don't work. Thanks, though.

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kthpkc

01-26-05 4:41pm

Sorry, I was inside the school and worrying about my parents. So many senarios were rushing through my mind when I found out that both the home phone and cell phone were busy. I started freaking out.

Gomen nasai.

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threshershark

Re:, 01-26-05 10:14pm

Aw, sorry Katie, I didn't really mean you anyways. it is cool that you love your parents so much.

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