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| angel_bob (profile) wrote, on 2-2-2005 at 6:09pm | |
| Subject: It might be a good idea to stop reading now. |
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| I weighed myself a while ago at Ben's house. I was wearing heavy jeans so it didn't really count but it came out to 106 pounds. The other day, I decided to weigh myself with pajamas on because I knew the other weight was faulty. I weighed 102. Which was perfectly cool because I knew I had probably gained weight. Here's where you should stop reading if your 23rd pair of chromosomes aren't twins. I'm warning you. Really. If your sex doesn't begin with the letter "f" you should not read this. In fact, maybe no one should read it at all. I realized the other day that something about me changed. Women usually notice this changing thing but I never pay attention so it thoroughly freaked me out. I put on my shirt last week and I noticed that I had these bumps underneath it. After making sure that I didn't forget to drop the basketballs, I realized that for the first time in my life, I had something that I could actually call breasts. And they were mine. I was a little confused at first. I wasn't even wearing my favorite bra and I had these things that popping out. Well not really popping. (I hate hate hate being judged on how I look so I will never buy a padded bra. Besides, once the guy feels you up, he'll know that you're faking it. The closest thing I will accept is my only black bra. It has a teeny bit of padding in it. Only enough to give some shape to my non-existent bumpy things. But I digress. I was not wearing my black bra. I was wearing one of my older white ones.) I decided to further investigate this thingies and I discovered that they even sat different from normal. Meaning that they actually sat. Before, I had these teeny shapeless bumps that sort of just hung there, even in a bra as cool as mine. I was confused as to the origin of these alien beings so I talked to my mom about it. She said that I probably gained weight. That's the first area she gains weight in and it's probably the same for me. I told her I just wanted them gone. I'm dealing with them now. I actually think they're cool and I might name them. Ha. Last night, before I hopped in the shower, I stood in front of the mirror. For the first time in my life, I looked at myself without any clothes on. I'm weird looking, I'll tell you what. Even if I'm sitting down, I'm really weird. My head is normal then I have this crazy skinny neck and these bony shoulders attached to these gangly arms that stick out at weird angles. Then I have those aliens that attached themselves to my chest and these ribs that stick out. My belly button is cute though. My legs, though. Ick. I despise shaving my legs plus it's winter so they're all nasty. Then, for some reason, I have these bruises everywhere. I don't remember bumping into anything that might cause these skin and blood tangos but it's nasty. And I have the ugliest knees ever. If I sit down, it's not so bad. I'm still awkward and ugly but it's not too bad. I don't know if this entry has a "central purpose" that might "contribute to the meaning". I just felt like writing about my new boobs. I like them. I really am awkward. I don't think my husband is going to be allowed to actually see me naked. I'll keep the lights off or something. I can't wait until I I love you all. |
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kthpkc | 02-02-05 6:37pm Rachel, you amuse me to no end. Congrats on getting gonangas. I hate 'em, but I'm a female so I hafta deal with 'em.
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viper15 | Re:, 02-02-05 6:50pm i have boobs too... sadly... :( maybe i should get a bra?
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angel_bob | Re: Re:, 02-03-05 4:27pm You are such a perv. |
jessa_lynne | 02-02-05 8:44pm more randomness:
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jaganshi | 02-02-05 10:15pm I remember that stage. I was surprised to find the things really are very non-threatening. I always thought that they kind of put down roots and took over your body. This apparently is not the case. <3 |
shinigami | 02-02-05 11:33pm I agree with KT, you are very amusing Rachel. I don't really notice my, uh, gonanga's until I starting dating Mat for a while. And only lately have I began to notice other parts of my body. Loosing weight probably helped with that too. But really, if your future husband loves you, he'll love all of you including your body. |
sike-a-delic_grasshopper | 02-03-05 4:30pm Thats the funniest thing I've read all day. Yay for boobs! They get annoying after awhile. Don't worry if you think you're ugly cuz I think everyone thinks they're ugly. Especially in the nude. |