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| kreyz (profile) wrote, on 2-3-2005 at 8:37pm | |
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| Trevor did his fare share of bitching, now Its my time on the M-I-C Parents who decide to give their children EVERYTHING: I have to say that being a single child, I wasn't given everything that I pointed my chubby digit at when I was either watching TV commertials or when I was in the store. I hate how there are these spoiled little shits that will say they want something when I'm in the store and they cry and whine and bitch and piss and moan about not getting it until the fucking shopping cart has more toys than there are cheerios in a box of cereal. Can't we strangle a few of these children? Or even let alone their parents for making them this pissy? Seriously, if I ever get kids of my own, I will do something that died in parenting a long time ago: TOUGH LOVE. No, not because I don't plan on being a bad parent, but because i'm going to prove that everyone else is... This is how I see it. My roomate has a nephew who is more spoiled than year old milk that had been sitting next to a heater since past it's expiration. This kid, when he and his mother was living with my roomate, had 2 crates of toys at his house and a crate chock full of toys at his grandmothers house. Hes probably received more since the last time i paid attention. I seriously had the urge on numerous occasions to throw all the toys outside and pour gasoline on the crates, then set them on fire. Children who don't shut up: Don't get me wrong, I was a child a long time ago, but the way these Ritalin pumped crack babies act today is just fucking annoying. Never was I like that, probably because I was easily attracted to television and video games. Not to mention the occasional GOING OUTSIDE TO PLAY... Of course, this also pertains to the nagging little demon seed that is my roomates nephew. Never shuts up, constantly laughs about shit he doesn't understand, and today, he fuckin whined while playing a video game, for fear that he was going to die. Well, gee, its a fucking video game, and you die in them, but you get to continue playing, jackfuck. I swear to God that his mother does not under any circumstances beat this little fucker. He serious needs a leather belt to the ass. which brings me to Parents who use "Time Outs" Time Outs don't work. Beating your children does. Time outs don't teach your children that what they did was wrong. All it teaches them is that even if you decide to set your house on fire, you will at most get a comfy spot to sit in, so no matter what you do, you're constantly in the clear. When I tried to set my house on fire when I was 4, I got my ass beat and a lighter to all 10 of my fingers. You'd think that would teach a kid a thing or two. I'm not saying beat your children comatose. I do still believe that there is such a thing as abuse. As long as your main purpose is to cause a redmark on the asscheeks of your little hellspawn, then its all good. Trust me, parents, beating your little shits will help rather than a time out. People who whine about dial-up: Folks, 56K is the fastest that dial up will ever get. If you can't afford DSL, go to the library. Sure it's limited time on the computer, but its free, right? Besides, from what i've found out so far, is that while People PC is currently $24.95 a month, Yahoo DSL is for a limited time only $19.95 a month and its faster than People PC. I own Yahoo DSL and it runs great. Especially on my PS2. Personally, if you aren't patient enough for even dial-up, you need professional help. Shut up and whip out your credit card, call your phone service, and order the fucking DSL sattelite... or just maybe you don't belong on the internet... WWF becoming WWE: That was personally bullshit in my perspective. After 20 years of being called the World Wrestling Federation, the Worldwide Wildlife Fund had to step in and bitch. I don't see how the initals WWF could have been confusing. WWF is wrestling... Worldwide Wildlife Fund are bastards... End of Story. But no, now WWF is World Wrestling Entertainment. That was personally Gay... Just about as Gay as Rico. and since i'm on the WWE... WWE getting rid of the Hardcore title: You know, I don't care whether or not the WWE Hardcore division was getting wrestlers hurt, but in this age of wanting mass violence and wet, possibly naked titties on live television, I would have wanted the Hardcore title to remain in the WWE. "In the Intrest of Fairness," as you pricks in Connetticut seem to put it. I don't care if it had anything to do with the Brand Extention or if it was hurting wrestlers. Heres what you do. Whoever is the champ goes on both brands, or just put one belt on each brand and get rid of that 24/7 stipulation, cuz the one who originally came up with that rule is DEAD! I don't care if the Attitude Era is gone. I want more blood and cookie sheets on more wrestlers nugget domes! And another thing, don't fish for wrestling talent in the sea of humanity. Trust me, I don't care if Dan Puder was from UFC, hes just an average Joe, and Average Joes don't belong in the ring, they belong in the backyard. Look in other avenues for TALENT! and get a shitload of talent because I swear theres about 20-25 male wrestling superstars on each brand, and that pisses me off. See what happens when you buy out your own competitions? Christ, TNA has 40-50 wrestlers and thats just one show, not two brand extentions. just one show and 40-50 TOTAL! and they have a cooler, sleeker 6-sided ring. Pentegonal rings are the shit... its just too bad they stole that ring idea from JCW... but no company is safe from stolen ideas, so i guess take what you can get. IS ICP FUCKING WITH OUR MINDS? Yeah, it is true that I am a juggalo, but before I have a bunch of clown boys running down my throats online "with hatchets," I just really wanna know is ICP fucking with us, because it seems that they can't really make up their minds about what they wanna do? "lets go solo... no, lets do an ep... solo...ep...solo...ep... how about we run around in a ring and put mud on our asses... naw, i says we go hump the fridge..." Fuckin' make up your minds for the juggalos, guys! And make it snappy. Are you through, yet? hope so. internet thugs: Aren't these misfits funny? I always go into a chat room and there about 10 out of the 30 users that act like they're tough shit... why? If you're on the internet, you're a nerd, end of story. I don't care if you played football all 4 years of high school... Either way, you're lying to yourself and shut up. Now pass me my bowl full of weed and my 30-sided die, I wanna play some D&D so I can learn how to use a magic missile... Nerd! I just hate going into a room where a 13 year old kid threatens a fat sweaty 30 year old with 2 kids and a pension on the way... and they're both ninjas... NINJAS! KIDS WITHIN THE FAMILY GETTING INTO FIGHTS OVER SOMETHING STUPID WITH A GUY WHOSE BEEN A JUGGALO FOR LONGER THAN THE KID HAD HAIR ON HIS NUTS! And what about? Honestly, nothing. But this lil bastard bets he could go to the fat dudes house and kick his ass, when the kid lives in Australia, and the fat dude lives in Michigan. But I do love watching the so called victim flash his real address for everyone to see. Then when the threatener sees that, he said "damn thats too far away, i shall fight another day... like when I have my girly muscles perked from having the ability to bench press a dingo." Shut the fuck up, and stop trying to start fights about useless crap, you fucking lil prick... Thats it for now... I shall return... with a bagel... and cream cheese... |
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squish322 | 02-03-05 10:59pm lol that was fun |
deathstalka | 02-04-05 9:12am Good lord man... me and you have problems lol |
kreyz | 02-04-05 12:38pm KILL KILL KILL!
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| deathstalka | Re:, 02-04-05 2:40pm And remember: When you jump on someone's head, coins will NOT pop out of their ass. |