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| KTHPKC (profile) wrote, on 2-3-2003 at 7:11pm | |
| Current mood: hyper Subject: oh i'm in a JTHM state of Mind! |
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| hola, i'm in a JTHM state of mind (hence the title of the journal entry today) and i decided to do some wonderful quoties! First, we hear from Nny... "How lovely you are. So lovely in my straightjacket." "It hurts me to look at you." "And I'm taking you with me, you self-appointed beverage dictator!" "I'm gonna go kill a party clown." Even with headphones on, the highly sensitive asshole detecting gland still functions. "QUIT TRYING TO BRING BACK BELLBOTTOMS!" "YOU HAVE COOTIES!! Heh...no, I just kid." "You flaw. At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive." "Um, well, you better get going, it's Tuesday, and you know what that means - UFO'S!! "EXACTLY!! I NO DIE!! Hee! Hee!!" "LIKE THIS BUG!! This bug that taunts me with its coldness!! I keep killing it and it keeps coming back!!" "You don't think maybe there's more than one bug in this place?" "Don't be silly. Mr. Samsa, I'm afraid I must kill you again. Mocking me with your ... um .. Why did I come down here?" "DAMN! I left the Skettios on the stove!!" "Excuse me, Mister Jimmy-person, you might want to leave now, as I find you company to be most repellant. Serves me right for being so damned social, I suppose..." "Second - Just because we've similar interests does not guarentee you're going to like me! My foot in your ass is a good example of that." "Wouldn't it be funny if I shoved a knife up through the matress. Hee." "By the time I write in this book again, I hope to be as cold as the moon that lights this page." "See, I killed you." "You want so much for me to die, why haven't you just killed me yourself!!" "Dear, diary. I seem to be dead." "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BACTINE!!" "Well FUCK YOU MR BEAR!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIIES!!!" "Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death." "2 nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I RAN, AND FINALLY LOST IT, AND MADE IT HOME!!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!!Did the DOG SEND YOU?!" "YOU SEE!! IT CHANGES COLOR WHEN IT DRIES! IT NEVER STAYS!! I HAVE TO KEEP THE WALL WET!!" "Of all the ass lancing words!! Oh, you bleeding cracks!!!" "Oh. It's such a beautiful night. I think I'll kill myself." "HEY!! That commercial where the whole family gets diarrhea is on!!!" Dear diary. Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me." "Dear Die-ary,: There's nothing terribley wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their 'discomfort' like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now... but I can't help but look forward to where it's going." And now from Devi... "It's simple; I like you. I enjoy our talks, when you come visit me at the bookstore. I like you for all those reasons people ask a person out for. There, I've said my thing, now I just hope your thoughts run along those same lines. If not, then I'll just get awkward and leave, quietly, after killing you." "Suddenly, being out with a guy who dumps in his pants seems REEEEEALLY nice." "HELLO?!!!! HEY, JOHNNY POOH!" ~From I Feel Sick: "Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Assmeats. Do this be pickup or delivery?" "Too bad I didn't brin a strap-on cuz then maybe I could screw your empty fucking EYE SOCKET!! "Clever vengence, Tenna. A bee suit." "What the fuck do bees have to do with... um... hey, bees, yeah cool." "Oh, okay. Then I'll bite YOU instead, that I may drink of your unholy life juice." "I mean, a vampire with smoke bombs, a bee mummy girl, a guy exploding into flames. How can that NOT be funny?" "Tenna, by now I wouldn't find it weird if you pulled off a wig and revealed you had an asshole at the top of your head." "Shut up. I'll get back to work again, even if I have to hold the paintbrush in my ASS." "No, no... it's just the usual shit. My friend tenna's been driving me insane - your probably remember her from the news when she drove her car into that daycare center. I haven't been able to paint much since I cut my hands. I keep getting these awful electric shocks everytime I touch anything except Cheerios for some reason - I'm thinking of making Cheerios body armor. Oh, and my little doll painting is evil and wants to syphon my imagination for some shadowy kinda thing. But I'm dealing..." And now from my personal fave, Happy Noodle Boy... "Hey, dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash weilding demon! Goddamn my navel itches!" "DROOOOOL over my magical powers!! I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!" "Clutch my testies, bloody squirrel humpers!!" "Accusations! Wicked hoarder of time!! I shall regurgitate no peas!! Hear me shiny rectal tick!!" "Crackers! Crackers! But no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow!!" "Spank my ass and call me Debbie!" "Oh, the horror!! The funky horror!!" "Attacking all outer physical functions!! Fooling all the stupids!! Garg!! I am saying gaaarg!!" "Fffuck you little fucker-fucky!! I'm trying to assist the happy time!!" "Rescue for you!! Whoopee, and all that shit!! No more fear!! Yahoo!! Blah! Blah!" "Squeely bladder fuck!!" "Zoooo!! ZOOOO!!! I am da' Spooky Noodle Ghost!!" "I AM NOW GIANT PEANUT!" "I possess you, Keebler Elf!!! Fuck da' cookie-tree! BUBBA!!" "I AM WIGGLING MY LEG!! WITNESS MY LEG!! DO YOU NOT SEE?! HUH?!" "Pssst, Superdog, c'mere. Bite my head and give me super powers." "NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!" "Get up, Joe!!! Don't give up!! I won't leave you!!! You is my bruddah!!" "Service me, Martha!" "Disperse all ye fucking people!! I am now the Noodle Boy that flies!!! I am like a flying potato!! Ker-pooh!!" "End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your heaad!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!! Grrr!!" "Bloody fuck-monkey!!! Refuse my request of love?!! Here this blood feud ends!!! Granpappy!! Granpappy, rub me feets!! Me feets, Granpappy!!" "You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than croutons!!" "My mighty stomach chambers have already processed the grass people into dee-lishus grade A milk!!" "Soon ALL the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!! They will be sweet AND SOUR!!" And that completes the JTHM state of mindness quoties...enjoy! |
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Angel_Bob | 02-03-03 7:28pm wow |
Shinigami | Re:, 02-03-03 9:32pm AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rolls on the floor laughing with tears in her eyes* |
starstruck | ?, 02-03-03 9:46pm I'm a lil scared right now...Don't mind me while I go hide in a corner...*whimper*
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