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mco86 (profile) wrote,
on 3-31-2005 at 4:59am |
Current mood: anxious
Subject: Chips and Floss
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Alright, heres my public confession: I have two new obsessions. Salt and Vinegar Chips and flossing.
I've never been a flosser, it took too much time and I told my fiance that he was a loser for being a flosser. So much for that. I flossed 3 times yesterday. Now I just ate and I feel the need to floss, but I left the floss at morgan's. Do you know whats stuck in my teeth? Salt and Vinegar potato chips.
I ate a fairly big bag yesterday and a lunch portion just now. On sunday night I ate an entire can of pringles. For years I avoided salt and vinegar chips because it sounded nasty. But one taste....yeah, I was hooked. I don't even like chips that much! OMG they are so good. I don't know why I can't enjoy things like normal people. I have to OBSESS over things. There was a time I was obsessed with chocolate. For like 5 years. Finally I decided to go on a chocolate fast and that took care of that. Now I can eat it in normal amounts and be satisfied.
Other past obsessions: Exercising, Dragonball Z, Fruit Roll Ups ,Xena and Hercules, Grilled Cheese (now I barf when I eat it), The Secret to My Success with Michael J Fox, Dumb and Dumber, 101 Dalmations (old school animated version), and Napolean Dynamite.
Not all of these from the list are extinct.
I'm outta here to find some floss. |
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jaganshi | 03-31-05 12:12am The floss thing... it's okay. I'm the same way with peroxide. I swear it solves everything if you just use it right.
Give me some peroxide and I become, like, Robo-McGuyver. Seriously. It rocks.
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| mco86 | Re:, 03-31-05 2:09pm Enlighten me about the peroxide. How do you use it? If its that useful I should know about it, right?
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jaganshi | Re: Re:, 03-31-05 10:01pm Well! *rubs hands*
Peroxide is a wonderful, magical thing. It functions as fantastic biological weaponry against anaerobic bacteria! (If you recall, anaerobic bacteria are killed by oxygen. As Peroxide decomposes, it releases large quantities of oxygen concentrated nicely in one area... hence all the foaminess. Interesting fact: peroxide is kept in opaque bottles to keep light from forcing the peroxide to decompose prematurely, leaving harmless (but relatively uninteresting)water behind.)
Anaerobic bacteria exist in the following locations:
mouth! Most bacteria (and by most I'm pretty sure I mean all) of the bacteria in your mouth you don't want are anaerobic. Rinse mouth with peroxide as per directions on the bottle and make your mouth happy! Just be sure to rinse your mouth immediately afterward, as the aftertaste is rather ungood.
face! The bacteria which cause acne and suchforth are...*drumroll* anaerobic! Meaning, if you apply peroxide with say, a toothbrush or something, it disinfects skin like it can disintect minor cuts and scrapes. Another note of caution: even though you are already blonde, I suggest keeping the peroxide well away from your hair. Peroxide has an interesting tendency to bleach hair and other organic matter. It's not hard to keep away from hair as long as you don't pour it over your head or anything.
Another interesting use for the mild bleachy factor: I have found that peroxide is useful as a makeshift pretreatment for laundry with organic stuff like blood, food, etc. on it. I have saved many an item of clothing I thought were totally hopeless through the miracle of peroxide!
Now that you know how wonderful a gift peroxide is to humanity, go on and try it for yourself! The opportunities are endless if you only know where to look!
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spinder | Re: Re: Re:, 04-05-05 12:41am Wow. You sure know your stuff. You did however, forget its most important use.
In my own experience its just to fun to freak out your friends with.
"Ohh god, he drank some peroxide and he's foaming at the mouth and shaking!!!"
Of course I am.
Idiots.
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| Anonymous | nk, 05-05-05 6:24pm genki.hat.luv@gmail.com
Can I have your invite?
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