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| mudpiegrl (profile) wrote, on 4-9-2005 at 10:58am | |
| found this is someone elses journal: top 30 things guys should know bout girLs - written by a guy after years of experience 1. whatever you do, don't just show up at their house.. they run around in their underwear just like we do if they dont live with their parents... 2. DO NOT, under any circumstance, CHEAT ON THEM, it may seem foolproof but girls talk about everything! trust me, they will find out!!unfortunatly (we talk about everything) 3. beware of every single male relative and all guy friends, any of them will kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldnt even wait for the damn hat for me, i dont even have to try, i.e. water bottle incident, or just random "ow" situations 4. never miss an oppertunity to tell them they're beautiful 5. don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends, if they laugh at you , it's because they're JEALOUS 6. if they slap you hard, you deserved it 7. don't be afraid to touch them if you want to, if they're going out w/ you in the first place- it's because they LIKE being in your arms 8, if you dont sleep with them, dont EVER tell your friends that you did! oh, and even if you do sleep with them- don't tell your friends you did 9. you can be dirty minded in private... 10. not all of them eat like birds, actualy a lot of them eat like whales! 11. most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things w/ their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know you're a pussy.. 11.5 do you honestly need all your money that much? if she means that much you'll be a man and pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend - a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring - even if it's not a serious relationship 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can- if you're dropping her off, walk her to the door, and if not just caLL 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer!! good idea...why didnt neil think of that? 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats at you friends and says, "You're SO dumb" - never make gestures back 17. go to a chick flick once in a while, she doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not- it just matters that you went also something neil didnt pick up on... 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, or bestfriends! be prince charming to their friends- mr. polite to their parents- and make sure to be nice to their animals 19. dont flirt witht their moms... that's just freaky 20. dont be freaked out by PMS- it's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding 21. if you don't like the way they drive, you do it! 22. If you're officially dating , and you introducing her to your friends, you'd better introduce her as your girlfriend 23. don't stress where you go for every date, they really only want to be with you! 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them withought being asked 25. Girls are fragile, even if you're play fighting or wrestling- be gentle 26. memorize their damn birthdays! you forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life! stupid spencer 27. don't marinade the cologne- but smell good or just take a shower 28. don't give her something stupid for her bday or christmas or valentine's day- it doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful com'on, college logo slippers are meaningful! 29. if you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out- it will only hurt you more if you draw it out! see, i was right... 30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who really truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege, and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond am done...ill write another dya unless something happens tnt... |
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goose | 04-09-05 7:23pm I really like that! More guys should read that!!!!! |
goose | 04-09-05 9:40pm Although, Personally i do enjoy the randomly stopping by thing, i walk around fully clothed so its okay. I love number 15...definatly a good thing to do! and yes...30!
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