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| TaoMan1121 (profile) wrote, on 4-28-2005 at 9:03pm | |
| Current mood: amused Music: Garbage - Metal Heart Subject: "See, all of your problems deal with relationships, and since you aren't in one right now, it's smooth sailing for you." |
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| So, as I'm just about caught up on all of the television I missed while in Traverse City, I thought this would be an appropriate time to post all of the amusing/insightful quotes that I ran across during my coach potato stint. To make this a little more interesting for both of us, I'll give the shows that they come from after the quotes, and for anybody who absolutely doesn't have anything better to do with their time, see if you can match the show up with the quote. 1) “I have a spork.” 2) “Take me to your secular world!” 3) “Shame on you! I wiped your ass when you were 5! How could you do this?!” 4) “That was before he saw you pounding that sweet piece of veal.” 5) “There are only two ways that I can deal with things. One is in my control. And that’s to leave.” 6) “The circle is about as good as it’s going to get. No beginning, no end, no boundaries… nothing but what lies within and what lies outside.” 7) “How the hell did she get pregnant?! She’s like 50 years old… and she married a fag!” a) House b) Millennium (2 quotes) c) Alias d) Sex and the City e) Arrested Development (2 quotes) Additional quotable thanks to Michelle for the mind-altering statement she offered, as located in the subject line of this entry. This weekend should be a good time. I'm looking forward to seeing the guys (haven't since SPI), and I get to meet Matt v2.0: faster, stronger, goofier. |
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michellestar | 04-29-05 12:16pm I think Frank Black said ALL of those quotes except number 6.
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polishpimping | Re:, 04-30-05 5:04pm my name is NOT FRANKLIN! |