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sugarjackj (profile) wrote,
on 5-4-2005 at 7:51pm
WOOT! im all done!

I'm stealing this from Cheryl, because i can.
So tell me...
1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing.
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. A hint to whom you are.
BE SURE TO PERFORM THIS TASK "ANONYMOUSLY"
...and I will try to guess who you are!






Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male



Your brain leans female

You think with your heart, not your head

Sweet and considerate, you are a giver

But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!



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Anonymous

05-04-05 10:02pm

1. I try to act smarter than I really am.
2. Your personality attracts the world.
3. The soud from my TV comes out through my stereo.
4. The greatest gift is love.
5. And I'll stand back up. Even when I've had enough...
6. 18
7. I'd say... 2 years.
8. My heart and soul is emmersed in the warmth and comfort of the past days when I felt I was actually needed.

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sugarjackj

Re:, 05-05-05 8:41am

My lovely Cheryl Vanderkooi!

but i think i spelled your last name wrong.

sorry.

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Anonymous

05-04-05 11:11pm

1. my penis curves upward.

2. i like the way you laugh.

3. free toilet hats to the first 100 callers!

4. Dearest Antonio,
my lust for your quivering member is only exceeded by the hotness which penetrates my insides when i contemplate our next attempt at coitus. my love for you has no bounds... it extends beyond the moon and stars and other nocturnal astrological figures.

Amorously yours,
Heathcliffe

5.
I look straight in the window, try not to look below
Pretend I’m not up here, I try counting sheep.
But the sheep seem to shower off this office tower.
It's nine-point-eight straight down. I can’t stop my knees.

Chorus:
I wish I could fly
From this building, from this wall.
And if I should try,
Would you catch me if I fall?

My hands clench the squeegee, my secular rosary.
Hang on to your wallet, hang on to your rings.
I can’t look below me, or something will throw me.
I curse at the windstorms that october brings.

I look in the boardroom; a modern pharaoh’s tomb.
I’d gladly swap places, if they'd care to dive.
They’re lined up at the window, peer down into limbo.
They’re frightened of jumping, in case they survive.

I wish I could step from this scaffold
Onto soft green pastures, shopping malls, or bed
With my family and my pastor and my grandfather who’s dead

Look straight in the mirror, watch it come clearer.
I look like a painter, behind all the grease,
But paintings creating, and I’m just erasing;
A crystal-clear canvas is my masterpiece.

Chorus

6. 18
7. a few years, at least.
8. i'm extremely attractive. and also very humble.

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Anonymous

Re:, 05-04-05 11:11pm

whoops. you didnt' mean an ENTIRE song.

my bad, my bad.

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sugarjackj

Re:, 05-05-05 8:38am

I think the only one WITH a penis who responded, so i have to say Chris best.

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spud

Re: Re:, 05-05-05 3:10pm

i'm confident you would've figured it out, even if i had neglected to mention my penis entirely.

i'm sure it will be of use the next time you play trivial pursuit...

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spud

05-04-05 11:19pm

good to hear you're done. let me know if you want me to proofread it for you. just go ahead and email it to me.

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Anonymous

05-05-05 8:13am

1. I'm self-centered.
2. I hate when people make noise, that I don't want to hear.
3. The light shines at 200 hours.
4. I love the note C sharp.
5. Every road that I take in this life...
6. 18
7. 2-3 years
8. Err... Number 5??? Come on now...

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sugarjackj

Re:, 05-05-05 8:37am

My fellow proctologist

Liz HORington.
lol

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