Your boyfriend |
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| Physical stuff |
| Eyes: | On his face |
| Hair color: | Um...not very colorful |
| Build: | No, he doesn't play with legos anymore. |
| Favorite physical feature: | He likes the Swiss Alps. |
| Friends |
| Are you his best friend? If not, who is? | Wait, I have to be friends with him? |
| Is he yours? | My what? |
| Do you know his friends? | Yes. |
| Do they like you? | No. The bastards. |
| Relationship |
| You love him, don't you? | Don't you take that tone with me. |
| And he loves you? | Don't bring it up. |
| When did you first start to see him in that light? | What light? |
| When did he first start to see YOU in that light? | What? |
| Do you think about him often? | No. Never. |
| Is he romantic? | No, he's never even been to Rome. |
| Do you kiss often? If so, what kind of kisses? | What do you think gives you the right to ask that question? |
| Are you affectionate in public? | Who in the world would actually answer these questions truthfully AND post them in public? |
| Would you marry him? | Whore. |
| Die for him? | I'd die for a klondike bar. |
| Do anything he asked of you? | No. What do you think this is, an abusive relationship? |
| Does he pressure you to do things? | That's the way I like it. |
| Do you pressure him to do things? | He likes it. |
| Personality |
| What is your favorite thing about his personality? | The fact that it doesn't exist. |
| Is he creative? | Creatively uncreative! |
| Are you a jealous person? | I thought this was about him. |
| Is he? | Oh. Everyone is. |
| Do you fight often? | Does your mom? |
| Is he forgiving? | As forgiving as I will be to you for creating this lame ass quiz. |
| Are you? | What? Am I what? |
| Is he smart? | Smarter than you! BURN! |
| Does he play instruments? | HA! That made me laugh for some reason. |
| Does he understand you? | No. That's why we're dating. I hate when people understand me. That's why I speak English and all he speaks and knows is Arabic. |
| Is he funny? | No. He's boring as hell. |
| Is he faithful? | No. We cheat on each other all the time. |
| In common |
| Do you listen to the same music? | Yes. We're completely alike in every way. |
| Do you like the same movies? | See above. |
| Are you the same religion as he is? | Yes. We're clones. |
| Does he respect your opinions, even if they differ? | No. We agree on everything. |
| Would you feel comfortable enough to cry in his arms? | No. Robots don't cry. |
| Would he cry in yours? | Real men don't cry and he knows it. |
| Does he buy you things? | CAN'T BUY ME LOVE! |
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