...at roughly 3:15 A.M. this morning, talking to Ben, we somehow came across the subject of contraceptives. Well, Ben said something about how if a condom broke and the girl got pregnant (thankfully... guys can't get pregnant... Me: 1 | Most everyone else: 0 ... guess that depends on how you look at it) he'd at least want to be able to get along with them.

This brought up an interesting thought though. What about Revenge Condoms!? It's genius! Sheer GOLD! Not liking that special person so much anymore? Just whip on one of my patented ConDAMNs! and watch your problems... er... their... yeah... melt away! Coated with your choice of chili powder, cinnamon, cinnamon altoids, or jalapeno! Only on the surface that will be contacting their... surface... of course.

that wouldn't work tho..., 06-06-05 11:25am

cause condoms come rolled up, and you wouldn't be able to coat the outside in 'chili powder, cinnamon, cinnamon altoids, or jalapeno!' without it being on the inside too >.<

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Re: that wouldn't work tho..., 06-06-05 5:51pm

>_>;;;
Cinnamon Altoids......OWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

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Re: Re: that wouldn't work tho..., 06-08-05 10:31pm

ICEBURN

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nk, 06-07-05 8:37pm

genki.hat.luv@gmail.com

Can I have your invite.

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Re: nk, 06-07-05 10:46pm

You're cordially invited to a "my foot in your ass" party, if that's what you mean. You don't even have to RSVP you're so special.

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