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| Current mood: Mlehehehe Music: Violent Pornography -- SOAD Subject: Sweet Jesus, look at the nutters! <------< |
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| naomicote@mac.com: I have a question you must answer, or die naomicote@mac.com: just tell me when your ready to hear the most important question ever. naomicote@mac.com: ..everrrrrr.. Agent Blood Orgy: ~is ready to hear the question -- knew Leo was gay, notes it was much too obvious~ naomicote@mac.com: I know it was obvious. I just thought that he was FEMININE Agent Blood Orgy: lmap naomicote@mac.com: I was like ::gasp:: ::sputter:: Agent Blood Orgy: Giggle naomicote@mac.com: emily- i stared at the word 'gay' on the screen for like...10 minutes. Agent Blood Orgy: xDDD naomicote@mac.com: I was just like. AHAH! naomicote@mac.com: I just thought he was really feminine, with all the 'talk to the hand' jazz. But thats cool, leo is funny. Agent Blood Orgy: Mhmm naomicote@mac.com: And 'mely' - the marching band assistant- shes gay naomicote@mac.com: WHATS UP WITH MARCHING BAND PEOPLE!!??! Agent Blood Orgy: They just like things naomicote@mac.com: yea...a lot of things. haha xDD naomicote@mac.com: Anywho: my question. Agent Blood Orgy: ~listens intently~ naomicote@mac.com: Is your refrigerator running?... naomicote@mac.com: O.O naomicote@mac.com: ::listens intently:: naomicote@mac.com: GAHH! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!! naomicote@mac.com: ::chocked snicker:: Agent Blood Orgy: Womg.. Agent Blood Orgy: Yes.. yes it is. Both of them naomicote@mac.com: :O naomicote@mac.com: I KNEW IT! naomicote@mac.com: ..mine did too. naomicote@mac.com: fuck. Agent Blood Orgy: Damn it Agent Blood Orgy: It must be a syndicate of running refridgerators naomicote@mac.com: Those become 'Refrigerator catchers'- save the time that everyone takes to find those damned critters. naomicote@mac.com: hells yes, it is! Agent Blood Orgy: Lmao Agent Blood Orgy: I wonder if they like.. pre-program these fridges.. naomicote@mac.com: : O Agent Blood Orgy: Damn George Bush! He harvests the fridges! Agent Blood Orgy: FUCKING TEXAN naomicote@mac.com: &^*%&^% naomicote@mac.com: TEXANS ARE REFRIGERATOR HARVISTERS! Agent Blood Orgy: GASP! naomicote@mac.com: HARVESTERS*..haha. GASP! Agent Blood Orgy: SOMETHING MUST BE DONE, MARCHING BAND GAL! naomicote@mac.com: I KNOW! naomicote@mac.com: ::yodels to fellow marching band members: Agent Blood Orgy: I, THE FEARED MAN DIC, and you! THE GREAT MARCHING BAND GAL, WILL PUT A --- Agent Blood Orgy: XDDD Agent Blood Orgy: YODELING Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~ naomicote@mac.com: ''WE MUST CATCH THE REFRIGERATORS AND TORTURE THE EVIL TEXAS HARVESTERS!!' Agent Blood Orgy: Anyways, as I was saying -- A STOP TO THIS! naomicote@mac.com: ::marching band war cry::: naomicote@mac.com: AYAYAYAYAYAYY!!! Agent Blood Orgy: More like dodododlooodododolododo! ~horns blow, tuba bumps, clarinets screech, flutes die from lack of air~ Agent Blood Orgy: ~'cause their part is so fucking long~ naomicote@mac.com: :drop kicks, while other woodwinds screech with their instruments:: naomicote@mac.com: ahaha naomicote@mac.com: xDD naomicote@mac.com: SCREEECH- YODEL- AYAYAYAY Agent Blood Orgy: ~wields a large DICTIONARY of POWER~ naomicote@mac.com: ...what a kick ass war cry naomicote@mac.com: DICTIONARY! Agent Blood Orgy: ~smack~ You spell dead D-E-A-D!! naomicote@mac.com: ::gasp:: naomicote@mac.com: bows naomicote@mac.com: xDDD Agent Blood Orgy: Thank you, thank you. xD naomicote@mac.com: Dead. WHOO! Agent Blood Orgy: I am MAN DIC -- the huMAN DICtionary! Agent Blood Orgy: xDD naomicote@mac.com: xDD Agent Blood Orgy: This is so going in my journal naomicote@mac.com: And I am: Screeching Woodwind- The Yodeling Marching band warriors Queen! Agent Blood Orgy: XD naomicote@mac.com: haha, me too Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDD Agent Blood Orgy: I so love you naomicote@mac.com: <3 I love you too naomicote@mac.com: DAMN THOSE TEXANS! Agent Blood Orgy: Bee Arr Bee, I have to pee -- you made me laugh too hard naomicote@mac.com: ahaha naomicote@mac.com: k Agent Blood Orgy: Ewww -- I hate periods >---< naomicote@mac.com: >----< I got mine on tuesday naomicote@mac.com: RIGHT after the performance. THANK HEAVENS! Agent Blood Orgy: I got mine.. Tuesday morning, I think naomicote@mac.com: ::imagines:: In the middle of a performace- Me: ''..oh..oh fuck. *~fiddles with clarinet*~..oh my god. oh my god..holy fuck! naomicote@mac.com: Wow. both on tuesday Agent Blood Orgy: Eek x---x naomicote@mac.com: I wonder what happens to those people who get their periods in the middle of a marching band performance. Agent Blood Orgy: That REALLY sucks naomicote@mac.com: I assume it'd be very uncomfortable. Agent Blood Orgy: YEAH naomicote@mac.com: I didn't get it during mine. haha- I got it AS SOON AS I WALKED IN MY HOUSE Agent Blood Orgy: XDD Wow naomicote@mac.com: ::sudden stop:: -blink- ::takes off to bathroom like a bat outa hell::: - mom stares at my fleeing form naomicote@mac.com: xDD Agent Blood Orgy: xD naomicote@mac.com: I want my refrigerator. ::tear:: naomicote@mac.com: It houses so many goodies. naomicote@mac.com: DAMN THOSE TEXANSS naomicote@mac.com: My yodeling band is searching for them as we speak, though I imagine their not very quiet. ::cringes as screeches and anonymous blowings sounds:: Agent Blood Orgy: DAMN YOOOU TEXASSSSS! ~dramatic falling to knees, crying to the sky with outstretched fists~ naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE ROSALITAA!! naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE GEORGE BUSHH!! Agent Blood Orgy: POR QUE DIOS! Agent Blood Orgy: HEY-ZUES! Agent Blood Orgy: TEHASSS! naomicote@mac.com: xDD Agent Blood Orgy: MEHICOOOO! Agent Blood Orgy: xD naomicote@mac.com: xDDDD naomicote@mac.com: DAMN MEHICANSS naomicote@mac.com: I mean Mexicans..hha, oh shit ::looks around for angry mexicans:: naomicote@mac.com: ::paranoid:: OH SHIT SON! Agent Blood Orgy: XD Agent Blood Orgy: UNDER YOUR BED Agent Blood Orgy: NOOO naomicote@mac.com: AHH! Agent Blood Orgy: THEY'VE GOT YOU! Agent Blood Orgy: AHHHHHHH! naomicote@mac.com: ::yodels to marching band:: Agent Blood Orgy: NAOMIIIIII! ~snatches at her~ naomicote@mac.com: haha..yodeling. *~shakes head*~ naomicote@mac.com: EEKK!! naomicote@mac.com: ::mexicans angrily question who Rosalita is:: naomicote@mac.com: I DON'T KNOW!! naomicote@mac.com: NO COMPREHENDE Agent Blood Orgy: ~pulls her from rabid mexican stereotypes~ naomicote@mac.com: NOOO COMPREHENDEE!! naomicote@mac.com: WHOO! naomicote@mac.com: hahah stupid mehicans! naomicote@mac.com: mehicanosss Agent Blood Orgy: xXD naomicote@mac.com: OH SHIT! Agent Blood Orgy: OH NO! It'S OSCAR! XDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: ::pulls emily as we run like bats outa hell:: naomicote@mac.com: Oscar myer weener. xDD Agent Blood Orgy: ~runs like what she said! naomicote@mac.com: <3 Agent Blood Orgy: <3 naomicote@mac.com: AHH! naomicote@mac.com: ::Oscar leads angry mexican stereotypes:: naomicote@mac.com: OH SHEEET!!! Agent Blood Orgy: xDD Agent Blood Orgy: NOOO! naomicote@mac.com: ::I yodel to my crazed group of gay and lesbian marching band members:: naomicote@mac.com: xDDD Agent Blood Orgy: ~keeps them at bay with free Taco Bell~ naomicote@mac.com: WHOO! Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: This is so going on my livejournal- myspace blog. xDD Agent Blood Orgy: xD Agent Blood Orgy: ~notes angry Mexican comments to ensue~ naomicote@mac.com: MEXICANS, TEXANS, REFRIGERATORS AND GEORGE BUSH! naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE! Agent Blood Orgy: POR QUE, ROSALITA! naomicote@mac.com: OH SHIT! naomicote@mac.com: Don't say her name! ::oscar swears and runs after us while pyscho mexicans gobble down taco bell and give chase again:: Agent Blood Orgy: XDD Agent Blood Orgy: DAMN IT Agent Blood Orgy: ~runs~ naomicote@mac.com: xDD naomicote@mac.com: ::runs:: omg..I have to change my tampon! naomicote@mac.com: xDD naomicote@mac.com: Oh sheeet! Agent Blood Orgy: Mi Yo Tocco! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: ::runs behind bushes:: Agent Blood Orgy: ~hurries her into a bathr-- bushes work~ Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: ::anonymous noises are heard, and naomi appears relieved:: Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDD Agent Blood Orgy: Ewwww naomicote@mac.com: xDD Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~ naomicote@mac.com: hahahahaha naomicote@mac.com: eeww naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDD Agent Blood Orgy: ~has an odd pool of blood~ naomicote@mac.com: AAH IT'S GEORGE BUSH AKA MODERN DAY HITLER Agent Blood Orgy: ~.. forgot her pad~ Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: o.O oh shit son@ naomicote@mac.com: !* Agent Blood Orgy: Lets throw USED MEDICAL NEEDLES at HIM! naomicote@mac.com: ::tries to find place for emlily to -do her thang-:: naomicote@mac.com: haha naomicote@mac.com: WHOO! naomicote@mac.com: AIDS! Agent Blood Orgy: EAT MY BIOHAZARD! ~tosses needles -- smells fish~ Agent Blood Orgy: xDDDD naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: ::george bush squeels:: naomicote@mac.com: WHAT? A HOMOSEXUAL! naomicote@mac.com: : O naomicote@mac.com: ::gasp:: Agent Blood Orgy: GASP Agent Blood Orgy: Why do they always send the poor?! <-------< naomicote@mac.com: ::crazed group of lesbian and homosexual yodeling marching band squeels in delight:: Agent Blood Orgy: xDD naomicote@mac.com: ::george shrieks:: naomicote@mac.com: xDDD Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: XDD Agent Blood Orgy: ~Arnold pops up out of no where with bullet-ridden pizza~ Vhat a political geerlyman naomicote@mac.com: xDDD naomicote@mac.com: ::Arnold totures george with bullet-ridden pizza and gets refrigerators back with one arm:: naomicote@mac.com: ::googling squeels of delight and gasps come from marching band::: naomicote@mac.com: ::leo bats his eyelashes:: Agent Blood Orgy: YESSSS Agent Blood Orgy: xDDDDDD Agent Blood Orgy: YES YES YES! naomicote@mac.com: XDDD Agent Blood Orgy: SWEET JESUS Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~ naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDDDD naomicote@mac.com: -dies- naomicote@mac.com: ::arnold shivers:: Agent Blood Orgy: XD naomicote@mac.com: ::leo: are you cold? -- let me warm you up, you hot sexy governor you! Agent Blood Orgy: Zhat is vun meetball Ai'm not going tou choke down.. ~Arnold scoots off back to California and his silly pizza buisiness~ naomicote@mac.com: xDDD naomicote@mac.com: ::leo- COME BACK MY JULIET! MY SUNSHINE! MY OTHER HALF!!:: naomicote@mac.com: ::marching band follows in pursuit, yodeling and shrieking:: Agent Blood Orgy: XDDD Agent Blood Orgy: Sweet Jesus, we are nutters naomicote@mac.com: ::sigh of relief and content::...ahh, now all we have to do his beat those crazed mexicans and texans!!:: naomicote@mac.com: xDDD naomicote@mac.com: I concur. xDDDD Agent Blood Orgy: Lets get the MIB brain-zapper! naomicote@mac.com: xDD naomicote@mac.com: :o :O naomicote@mac.com: HECK YESSS! naomicote@mac.com: That'll solve all of our problems! naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!! Agent Blood Orgy: YES Agent Blood Orgy: WHOO Agent Blood Orgy: ~equips her with shiny light and sunglasses~ naomicote@mac.com: ::puts on shiny bling bling:: naomicote@mac.com: xD naomicote@mac.com: ::FLASH!!:: naomicote@mac.com: BUT WAIT! Agent Blood Orgy: XD What?! naomicote@mac.com: We must save Oscar, and torture/molest him!! xDDD!!!! While other mexicans are 'FLASHED' in the brilliant light! Agent Blood Orgy: ALRIGHT! naomicote@mac.com: whoo!! Agent Blood Orgy: ~steals Oscar from the mob, tying him up some where indiscreet~ Ready to FLASH them, Naomi?! XDDD naomicote@mac.com: Xdd naomicote@mac.com: XDD HECK YES! naomicote@mac.com: ::FLASH!:: Agent Blood Orgy: YESSS ~FLASH!~ naomicote@mac.com: WHOO! naomicote@mac.com: We're such 'flashers' !! naomicote@mac.com: xDDD Agent Blood Orgy: Alright, folks, God just came and tried to steal all of your refridgerators naomicote@mac.com: naughty billy! Agent Blood Orgy: But we told him to fuck off, so your food's safe. Agent Blood Orgy: Yeap. naomicote@mac.com: XDDDD naomicote@mac.com: ::Another day SAFE from yodeling phycho's and crazed mexicans, texas refrigerator harvesters, crazed gay presidents, and ..leo.:: naomicote@mac.com: xDDDD Agent Blood Orgy: ~and human dictionaries. And Arnold's poisonous bullet-ridden pizza~ naomicote@mac.com: YESS! naomicote@mac.com: Oh shit son! This is so going in my journals, in like..30 seconds. naomicote@mac.com: ahah Agent Blood Orgy: Lmao, mine, too! naomicote@mac.com: WHOO! YES Me and Naomi Emily -- Agent Blood Orgy <3 |
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| Anonymous | xDDD, 08-04-05 2:42pm WHOO HOO!!
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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0 | Re: xDDD, 08-04-05 8:26pm XD Scurrr!
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Anonymous | Re: Re: xDDD, 08-04-05 9:23pm Damn that was lonnggg...
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| Anonymous | 08-05-05 12:23am All I saw when scrolling down...uh I mean! Reading the journal, was "Damn" "Are you a homosexual?!?" and "Yesss"
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Anonymous | Re:, 08-05-05 10:43pm ppshh.
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Anonymous | Re:CONT., 08-05-05 10:44pm And you fucks don't even read it. hahaha
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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0 | Re: Re:CONT., 08-07-05 6:43pm 'Cause it's bloody long xDD I should cut it up, but none of it was in the least boring. |
Anonymous | Re: Re: Re:CONT., 08-08-05 12:40pm It WAS bloody long. xDDD
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Anonymous | Re: Re: Re: Re:CONT., 08-08-05 8:04pm xDD Yea, it was too BLoody long to read! I had all summer to read it but it's wasting away...
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