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kthpkc (profile) wrote,
on 8-17-2005 at 8:17pm
Subject: Lyrics to Männer sind Schweine
I decided to translate the lyrics to the awesome and mighty break-up song last night after listening to it a few times.

Hello, my darling, I love you!
You’re the only one for me!
I find the others dumb,
That’s why I make you a halo.
You’re so different, so special,
I notice that quickly all the time.
Now take off your clothes and lie down,
Because I’m so in love with you.

It’s dark already, soon it will be night,
There is a word of warning to be given:

Men are pigs.
Don’t trust them, my child.
They all want one thing,
Because men are like that.

A man feels first as a man,
When he can provide for you.
He lies that the beams bend,
Only to take you to bed.
And then in the morning
He doesn’t know anymore what your name is.
Inconsiderate and uninhabited,
Feelings are totally strange to him.
For him love is only having sex.
Girls, always be aware of that!

Men are pigs,
Don’t ask about sunshine.
There are no exceptions.
There is a pig stuck in every man.
Men are swine.
They never believe a word.
They swear to you the absolute truth,
And then the next morning they’re gone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…

(movie excerpt: “Men? Those abominable, hairy beasts? They must always be a fantasy? And at the same time they want the same thing from a girl!”)

And if you make a mistake
And you laugh at your husband,
He’ll mutilate your rosebody
after the wedding like an animal.
Yet he points out when he’s right,
Quite unshaven and distasteful:
He drinks beer, watches TV, and gets fat quickly
And belches and farts in the bed,
-then you have King-Kong for a husband
For that reason I say to you, please always keep in mind:

Men are pigs.
(chor: Grouchy pigs…nasty pigs…fat pigs…dumb pigs)
Don’t trust them, my child.
They all want one thing,
Because they’re blind to real love.

Men are rats.
(chor: flatfoot pigs…grouchy pigs…all-thumbs pigs)
Meet them only with craftiness.
They want everything not on the trees
By 3 be copulated.

Men are pigs.
(chor: Nazi pigs…horny pigs…blind pigs)
Don’t ask about sunshine.
There are no exceptions.
There is a pig stuck in every man.

Men are cars, except without the spare tire.
(chor: We don’t want…any all-thumbs pigs)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.


The translation was kinda rushed, so sorry for any confusing sentences, words, etc.

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angel_bob

08-18-05 8:28am

Har har!

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