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| angel_bob (profile) wrote, on 8-24-2005 at 9:18pm | |
| Subject: I can never be sick from school EVER AGAIN |
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| My mommy got an old-fashioned lawn mower. You know. The kind you push and the blades rotate and it makes you wonder how it cuts grass. I don't know why but I've always wanted one. She said it was because the other one is too hard to push and get out. She also said that the riding lawn mower was too much of a hassle and missed too many spots. She's lucky my dad's the lawn and garden buyer. Or maybe that's why she asks, because she knows she can get it. Either way, it does cut grass. It cuts grass really well. So well, in fact, that I might volunteer to cut the grass. However, Mom tested it out on the front yard and it did nothing to improve the looks at all. It's just as ugly, if not more so. We have this fungus in the middle of the yard in the shape of the letter c. Weeds and crabgrass cover every other part of the yard. (Except for where it touches the neighbor's yard and his fertilizer was inadvertently spread upon some of our yard. I wouldn't be surprised if it was on purpose, as some kind of hint. "Look at how beautiful your yard can be!" If it was, sorry, guy, our well is broken and we can't water the yard. Nice suggestion though.) I read the funniest thing yesterday. I was reading 1984 because I love those kinds of books. Someone was talking and it said they spoke "parenthetically" but the sentence they spoke was in parentheses. Most awesome thing ever. Oh, George Orwell, you slay me! School's going fine, by the way. I'll speak more on the subject when I have time to sit down and let it all sink in. For now, I'm off to read my Nancy Drew book. Number 32 and only cost me a dollar. I'm a sucker for Nancy Drew. You can blame my aunt Patty for that. I love you all. P.S. George Orwell (or shall I call him Eric Arthur Blair?) was fugly. Seriously. That had better just be a very bad picture of him (is that a mustache? If not, what is it?) because I don't know how I can love that man anymore. I'm kidding. He could be a 1000-pound woman and I'd still love him. (Not that way, Nick.) |
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Phil-Himself | 08-24-05 9:53pm yeah you didn't know he was one ugly SOB |
sike-a-delic_grasshopper | 08-26-05 1:32am Damn! He is fugly. I scored a first-editon copy of Animal Farm at the used bookstore. I just thought I'd flaunt my awesomeness. |