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| jeeber4u (profile) wrote, on 8-28-2005 at 12:18pm | |
| Suggested guidelines for shopping in the Del Amo Fashion Center Avoid the northeast end of the mall – you know, where Montgomery Ward used to be. Or is it still there? Does it matter? For the love of god, do not back up traffic in the parking lots by slowly trolling around for the perfect space and then blocking lanes to wait for someone to pull out. Sacrifice the extra 30 seconds it will take to park just a little further away. Don't buy a Cinnabon. Just don't. Understand that if you have something specific that you are searching for, you will not find it. Only the damned enter the mall between Thanksgiving and the second week of January. Bring water because none will be provided. If you must choose between Sears and JC Penny, go with Sears. Old Navy will be scary and there's nothing you can do about it. Take special care at the Burlington Coat Factory. There are benefits to shopping there, but great risks as well. If you estimate that your errand in the mall will only take 10 minutes, go ahead a budget an hour, just to be safe. Those sandals you left the house with will haunt you. Always wear good shoes. Focus on one store, two at the most. Finding one's self adrift in that place looking for a "nice shirt" or "something Dad will like" is like being lost in the Sahara. Avoid the parking structures. No matter how tired you are or how much your feet hurt, don't sit down or linger unnecessarily. Just get to your car as quickly as you can and leave. |
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Fanelia | 08-28-05 1:09pm You post the more random shit ever. :-P |