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| TaoMan1121 (profile) wrote, on 8-28-2005 at 5:57pm | |
| Current mood: amused Music: Foo Fighters - Times Like These Subject: Highlights from the latest issue of The Onion: |
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| ANGELINA JOLIE COMING FOR YOUR BABY "...Immediately after acquiring your child, Jolie will dress it in Betsey Johnson infant wear, give it a faux-hawk, name it after a random passage from The Tibetan Book of the Dead, then resume her relentless search for babies." from a "Michael Bay" editorial re: March of the Penguins being this summer's suprise hit: "I'm busy in pre-production planning my next big spectacle (which no one will see because they'll be off watching a 10-hour documentary on park squirrels, no doubt). But if you are in the San Diego area, do me this favor: Go to Sea World, walk into the emperor-penguin exhibit, and punch one those fuckers right in the face. Tell 'em Michael Bay sent ya." And finally... RUMSFELD MAKES SUPRISE VISIT TO WIFE'S VAGINA " 'Despite the hurried nature of the visit, I am proud to report that my wife met and exceeded the operational standards set up by the U.S. military for readiness in a two-front war,' said Rumsfeld in a press conference shortly after the visit. 'I am confident that she can still stand up to heavy fire and serve ably, even in a rearguard action.' " |
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michellestar | 08-29-05 1:23am Calling penguins "fuckers" just made my day. Can't really explain it, but it did. |