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spud (profile) wrote,
on 9-12-2005 at 11:47pm
Current mood: sleepy
shit. i miss her.

and i just realized... shaney now has a picture of me with james on my lap. i think that's some sort of inescapable induction into the family.

not that i'm trying to escape. in fact... for some reason, i'm trying to get in. yeah, you know the reason. and yes, i still miss her.

"kids these days... it's always 'sex, sex, sex' all the time..." - life of brian.

i need to stock up on lube. that shit is not cheap.

oh well. we won't ever have the opportunity to use it anyway.

"yeah, and monkeys fly out of my butt."
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liz

09-13-05 12:01am

too bad you are smart and dont live in west B. we have our own rooms and there is always oppurtunity, or so I hear.

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spud

Re:, 09-13-05 5:03pm

no, my dorm is not the problem. we have just as much liberty in niemeyer as everywhere else.

but my girlie's still in HS, with her parents, in K-zoo.

it makes hooking up somewhat difficult... ahem.

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liz

Re: Re:, 09-13-05 7:03pm

what i meant by that was that I have my own bedroom. no roomate. she has her own bedroom too. it is delightful and high school does suck for those issues too.

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sugarjackj

Re: Re:, 09-13-05 7:12pm

Good God. What in the hell is wrong with me? I just HAD to fail first grade.

Yeah, sorry I'm still in high school.



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spud

Re: Re: Re:, 09-14-05 12:39am

hey, you're right where you need to be.

honestly it's probably for the better that we're not allowed to fuck like rabbits...

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atman

Dude, 09-13-05 10:00am

Its perfectly normal for guys to sit in your lap.

Not for other guys to have guys sit in their lap, but yours is different. You have like a special knack for it.

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spud

Re: Dude, 09-13-05 5:06pm

james is jackie's nephew!

he's like... two. he probably thought i was santa or something. not that he would understand the concept of santa.

but even still... my lap is open to any gentlemans who aren't making sexual advances on me. and i keep offering piggy-back rides, but nobody wants a go.

they'll have to talk to the Brent about the possibility of moustache rides...

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wraith6699

Re: Re: Dude, 09-13-05 7:02pm

Ah, of all the people in the world, you have to be the funniest one in writing

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sugarjackj

Re: Re: Dude, 09-13-05 7:15pm

So are girls allowed to sit on your lap only if they are making sexual advances?

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spud

Re: Re: Re: Dude, 09-14-05 12:40am

that would be the prerequisite, yes...

well, no. girls are welcome on my lap any time, regardless of intent. however, the warmth of their welcome may vary, depending.

you will always have the warmest, though. and potentially uncomfortable. ahem.

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