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	loupgarou (profile) wrote, on 9-17-2005 at 12:36pm
Current mood: tired Music: Where is Mr. Barrie? - Finding Neverland soundtrack *Subject: Hm. That's right... where is* Mr. Barrie?**
I have been inspired, for a reason I cannot explain because I lack it, to update the journal thingy of DOOM! My sister is making poached eggs right now. And it's my dish day, so I get to clean up her lovely mess of poached egg residue in the strange-looking pan-for-making-poached-eggs. This sound track makes me inexplicably happy. I only have three songs from it, however, so I'm afraid I will need to add it to my Christmas list, along with the purdy soundtrack from Edward Scissorhands. Chyaa, mon. "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! -swashbuckleswashbuckle- I think I'm going to perfect my STD song here. For background info, in religion class freshman year they were telling us all about lovely sex ed and STDs and stuff, and I was thinking about it, and made a song. Or at least, tried to. This is to the tune of the chaotic part of Bohemian rhapsody! yay!: "I see the little silhouetto of a moose, STDs! STDs! Will you do the dirty dance? You have an infection, why is it you question me?! Gonorrhea! (Gonorrhea!) Gonorrhea! (Gonorrhea!) Gonorrhea! I need meds, Someone's a hoe(oh, oh oh), I'm just a poor slut, nobody loves me! She's just a poor slut from a bad family, spare her her life from her STDs! Easy now, please be nice, let me see a doctor Sy-phill-is! NO! we will not let you go - let her go! Sy-phill-is! NO! We will not let her go - let her go! Syphillis! NO! We will not let you go! Will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go, let me go no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, gonorrhea, gonorrhea, gonorrhea, I need meds! Oh, HOW long will I have to suffer with these S-T-Ds.... T-Ds.... T-Ds!" ---- This is an inside joke to the appearance of a uterus on one of those diagrams. Notice, it looks quite similar to a moose. ---- Disclaimer: You will have to excuse me if that song was politically incorrect. No, I am not saying all people who gets STDs are sluts, so you may calm your little britches down (and yes, I said bRitches, meaning underpants, not the other mean word. Teehee). You may think of it as being the opinion of the other people saying she can't go to the doctor or something. I don't know, the song isn't supposed to make complete sense through and through, so that's what you get. Hope it wasn't offensive to anyone or anything, and stuff. I don't think I actually said anything offensive about all the people in general who have STDs, so if you see that, you might be reading too much into it. Dude this small song is taking too much time to make up excuses for, so I'm done. I wonder if we have any pickles in the house. Those are yummy.
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ChibiKeriana

09-18-05 3:36am

PEEEEEEEEECKLES! I lurve peeeeckles. We're all out /sob

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chuckitatthewall

10-02-05 7:27pm

Ah dude good song. lovely indeed. i like it. songs about std's are fun. we should record an album about them. that would be a best seller..i can see it happening most definately.

peace out playa!

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LoupGarou

Re:, 10-02-05 8:01pm

We should indeed record an album about STDs! Then we could tour the schools educating children about them! Huzzah!

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	loupgarou (profile) wrote, on 9-17-2005 at 12:36pm
Current mood: tired Music: Where is Mr. Barrie? - Finding Neverland soundtrack *Subject: Hm. That's right... where is* Mr. Barrie?**
I have been inspired, for a reason I cannot explain because I lack it, to update the journal thingy of DOOM! My sister is making poached eggs right now. And it's my dish day, so I get to clean up her lovely mess of poached egg residue in the strange-looking pan-for-making-poached-eggs. This sound track makes me inexplicably happy. I only have three songs from it, however, so I'm afraid I will need to add it to my Christmas list, along with the purdy soundtrack from Edward Scissorhands. Chyaa, mon. "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! -swashbuckleswashbuckle- I think I'm going to perfect my STD song here. For background info, in religion class freshman year they were telling us all about lovely sex ed and STDs and stuff, and I was thinking about it, and made a song. Or at least, tried to. This is to the tune of the chaotic part of Bohemian rhapsody! yay!: "I see the little silhouetto of a moose, STDs! STDs! Will you do the dirty dance? You have an infection, why is it you question me?! Gonorrhea! (Gonorrhea!) Gonorrhea! (Gonorrhea!) Gonorrhea! I need meds, Someone's a hoe(oh, oh oh), I'm just a poor slut, nobody loves me! She's just a poor slut from a bad family, spare her her life from her STDs! Easy now, please be nice, let me see a doctor Sy-phill-is! NO! we will not let you go - let her go! Sy-phill-is! NO! We will not let her go - let her go! Syphillis! NO! We will not let you go! Will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go, let me go no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, gonorrhea, gonorrhea, gonorrhea, I need meds! Oh, HOW long will I have to suffer with these S-T-Ds.... T-Ds.... T-Ds!" ---- This is an inside joke to the appearance of a uterus on one of those diagrams. Notice, it looks quite similar to a moose. ---- Disclaimer: You will have to excuse me if that song was politically incorrect. No, I am not saying all people who gets STDs are sluts, so you may calm your little britches down (and yes, I said bRitches, meaning underpants, not the other mean word. Teehee). You may think of it as being the opinion of the other people saying she can't go to the doctor or something. I don't know, the song isn't supposed to make complete sense through and through, so that's what you get. Hope it wasn't offensive to anyone or anything, and stuff. I don't think I actually said anything offensive about all the people in general who have STDs, so if you see that, you might be reading too much into it. Dude this small song is taking too much time to make up excuses for, so I'm done. I wonder if we have any pickles in the house. Those are yummy.
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