midget18 | 09-28-05 12:28pm WOULD YOU...
[-] go out with me? Stop doing this to me, Dennis. Gawd!
[X] give me your number? (616) 835- 5812 Will you use it to call me in the middle of the night so we can have some sexy chats?
[X] kiss me? Once again, if I wasn't with Ross, I would totally tap that.
[X] let me kiss you? You wouldn't have the chance, I'd probably never stop kissing you.
[X] watch a movie with me? Well, the movie could be playing in the background, but honestly, would we actually be watching it? No
[X] let me take you out to dinner? Heck yes, I would
[X] let me drive you somewhere? Only if you're driving a camel. I've always wanted to ride a camel.
[X] be my bf/gf? I would totally be your boyfriend. My huge penis would keep you real satisfied. Oh yeah.
[-] Sing car karaoke w/ me? We'd probably end up fighting because I'd sing too loud and you wouldn't even be able to hear yourself over the horrible sound emminating from my mouth.
[-] re-post this for me to answer your questions? Eh, if you want to do it, you can copy and paste. Lazy bastard.
[X] dance with me? Only everyday for the rest of my life
[X] let me make you breakfast? Sure, after a night with you, I'll probably need the protein.
[-] help me with homework? Psh. Homework is for wussies.
[X] tickle me to death? That depends. Where do you like to be tickled?
[-] let me tickle you? Maybe, if I was ticklish. And you didn't have such small girlish hands.
[X] stick up for me if i was being put down? Well, it's kind of hard to stick up for you when I'm the one putting you down in the first place. Whoever told you I wasn't a bitch probably lied to you about other things too.
[-] say yes if i asked you out? You clear it with Ross first, then we'll talk.
[-] instant message me? Don't got none that fancy computer rigamoroll.
[X] greet me in public? I would greet you so hard, you'd need the jaws of life to get me away.
[X] hang out with me? Only if you take a shower first. Damn.
[X] bring me around your friends? My friends are all hetrophobes. I don't think you'd fit in.
D0 Y0U...
[X] think im cute? As a button.
[-] think im hot? Smokin'
[-] want to kiss me? More than you could possibly imagine. God, Ross gets in the way all the time.
[-] want to cuddle wit me? I don't cuddle 'wit' anyone. Besides, I'm a fighter, not a lover.
ARE WE...
[-] aquintences? I think that's supposed to be 'acquaintances'
[X] friends? Only because of work. If I didn't work with you, psh, I wouldn't even know you existed.
[X] in a relationship? Only the best kind of relationship.
AM i...
[X] smart? I don't know nothin' 'bout no book learnin'.
[X] cute? Did you already ask this one?
[X] funny? You're funny like a fox
[-] cool? You're too hot to be cool.
[X] loveable? A little too lovable if you ask me. Hookers on main street could love you.
[X] adorable? You remind me of a happy panda.
[-] compassionate? I don't know you well enough to judge.
[-] annoying? Only when you don't do the book.
[X] great to be with? Eh, I've had better.
[-] attractive? If you're into beastiality, yup.
[-] mean? Only to people that can't add. Why you gotta be so mean to me?
[X] odd? Heh. Yes.
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[X] thought about me? Every time I take a shower.
[-] thought there might be an "us"? Ross...
[-] found yourself wanting a kiss from me? Only when I see you're 'I scored with the princess shirt'
[X] wished i were there? The other day I really needed a smile that only Dennis could give me. Aww.
[-] had a crush on me? If by crush you mean 'creamed my pants every time your name was mentioned,' then no.
[-] idolized me? Nah, I only idolize people like Shannon.
[-] wanted my number? If I did, I could totally just get it off the wall.
[-] had a dream about me? If I had, it wouldn't be something to be discussed in mixed company.
[X] been distracted by me? It tends to piss people off when I have to ask them to repeat their orders eight times because I can't stop laughing.
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