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 | angel_bob (profile) wrote,
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- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are cheese!
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than cheese!
- The only Englishman to become cheese was Nicholas Breakspear, who was cheese from 1154 to 1159.
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten cheese.
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Cheese', hated cheese and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
- Cheeseology is the study of cheese.
- The liquid inside cheese can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
- Cheese will often glow under UV light.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on cheese.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but cheese can not.
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sike-a-delic_grasshopper | 01-17-06 8:04pm I am dumber for having read that. Thanks Rachel.
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angel_bob | Re:, 01-17-06 9:19pm No problem.
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angel_bob | Ann Coulter FTW!, 01-17-06 10:23pm - You share your birthday with Ann Coulter.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Ann Coulter its 'Man of the Year'.
- Worldwide, Ann Coulter is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- It's bad luck to put Ann Coulter on a bed!
- Ann Coulter is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, Ann Coulter has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Ann Coulter.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Ann Coulter supply.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Ann Coulter state'.
- Antarctica is the only continent without Ann Coulter.
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sike-a-delic_grasshopper | Re: Ann Coulter FTW!, 01-18-06 12:15pm There is so many ways to make fun of that I don't know where to begin
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angel_bob | Re: Re: Ann Coulter FTW!, 01-18-06 9:09pm Nice grammar, babe.
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kthpkc | 01-17-06 9:36pm Ach! My brains!
Oh well, they were already fried from today...so some of that actually made sense =_="
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kthpkc | 01-17-06 9:37pm Oh, and...
- Native Americans never actually ate spleens; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- The horns of spleens are made entirely from hair.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than spleens!
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain spleens!
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to spleens!
- Spleens were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
- Spleens is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
- The porpoise is second to spleens as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- California is the biggest exporter of spleens in the world!
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and spleens!
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shinigami | Re:, 01-18-06 12:27am Sorry KT, but I'm not wearing a spleen on my wedding day.
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