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plainmornings (profile) wrote,
on 5-6-2002 at 3:39pm
At my mommys work right now awaiting to go to a doctors appointment ::yuck:: Happppppy Burthday 2 Sara yesterday :0) go visit her @ Lastplacechamp & say happpyyy bday :0) i saw josh today and it made me mucho hapiness hehe i'm glad hes back, yay! bored..

"You know why your eyes are brown?"
"No why?"
"cuz ur full of shit"
~Kevy Wevy

The seven qualities of a perfect husband ...

Brave
Intelligent
Gentle

Polite
Energetic
Nutty
Industrious
Sensitive

And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL
LETTERS only


A black man talks to a white man:

When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.

But you:
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
and when you die you turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!
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Pendragon

ideally..., 05-06-02 6:53pm

Damn, i think i'm ready to get married...

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plainmornings

Re: ideally..., 05-06-02 9:41pm

haha... we'll just have to get Dave to evaluate that one :0) Right down w/the Sweedish porn & naked cats :0)

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Pendragon

Re: Re: ideally..., 05-06-02 9:51pm

Why is it that whenever the subject of big penises come up, dave always comes in to the picture...

...and as i wrote that, i realized an awful and completely unintentional pun.

and hey, i'm all for swedish porn, but, uh, cats?

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plainmornings

Re: Re: Re: ideally..., 05-06-02 10:26pm

hehe... Dave is the master at evaluating penises. Those who do not meet up to his standards get repeatedly dissed as Josh's has. hehe thats right.. i keep on 4getting.. you don't know about the naked cats lol tahts just a me, dave & josh thing i guess...

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ThoughtsSurreal

05-06-02 7:02pm

big penis huh? well according to Dave that i do not have =/ oh well but i am all the others so we can still get married maybe. ehhh marriage what a wierd thought.<3 of course
-Josh

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plainmornings

Re:, 05-06-02 9:43pm

well... i think i'll be the judge of that one hehe although I do value Dave's judgement very near and dear to my <3 ;0) BUTTT indeed, you ARE all of the others so we can go get married and have little annoying children lol Marriage is a very very weird though.. children is even weirder... lets name our children in advance hehe <3

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