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spud (profile) wrote,
on 2-6-2006 at 3:57pm
Current mood: exasperated... frustrated with myself
Music: the 13th warrior (jim's watching it)
Subject: ahem, superbowl.

so, this stereo sounds pretty damn sweet in my little cave under my bed.

i got not a whole lot done last night, as anticipated. at some point you'd think i would have to quit raping my own asshole with procrastination, but apparently that's not the case. i guess i have the anus that takes a licking and likes it.

...

yuck.

...

moving on,
we.
..urm..

... that's all i have.

okay. well i have more. but the thought hasn't completely gestated at this point, and i'd like to wait until it has matured further before i attempt to convey it. otherwise the risk of misinterpretation is heightened substantially.
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stinko

02-06-06 10:31pm

i cannot stop procrastinating.
i don't know if i like the feeling of being weeks behind in school and pulling late nights and early mornings.
i think i am really quite the masacist.


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tuwang

02-07-06 9:55am

chris... you could say whatever the hell you wanted and as long as you use sentences like like "the thought hasn't completely gestated at this point", and "the risk of misinterpretation is heightened substantially" I don't think anybody would understand... or you can go for the easier approach like using sentences such as "...raping my own asshole...", then people will just stop reading before they get to the juicy part that can substantially heighten you percentage chance of misinterpretation... I luv u, 4ever....

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spud

Re:, 02-08-06 1:54am

and therein you have negated your very own contention...

not only did you bother to read the entire message, despite the asshole raping comment, but yet you correctly interpreted my cleverly ciphered meaning.

i simply adapted my phraseology to cater to a specific audience. knowing you to be my audience, and also knowing you to be the sick bastard that is enticed by anecdotes portraying anal rape, i used that as a tantalizing nugget to entice you to read further. additionally knowing you to be of supreme intellect, and of such a capacity as to successfully discern the intent of my jargon, i simply decided to have a bit of fun with it.

so. i think we both win. but i'm still right.

: P

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tuwang

Re: Re:, 02-10-06 12:28pm

touchez...

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stinko

02-07-06 10:24pm

i like it when you talk about raping assholes.
is that weird?

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spud

Re:, 02-08-06 1:49am

given your history regarding sodomy and masochism, i think it's more preternatural than "weird". still an aberration from the norm, yes, but that doesn't make it weird, per se.

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