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tuwang (profile) wrote,
on 2-23-2006 at 11:16am
So the kid says...

"Well, cigarette companies won't put money into curing cancer because that would disprove their theory that cigarettes cause cancer..."

I know... and the worst part is that about half the class gave the good old... "mm hmmm" of agreeance after he made this uncanny statement.

but me, with my finely tuned bullshit prevention system, had to argue

"I'm pretty sure we are all know that cigarettes cause cancer..."

when did this thought even come into his mind? Are you fucking stupid? I went on with:

" Alot of research went into this, it wasn't some doctor arguing with a corporate head like babies. I'm sure, after this doctor has provided irrefutable (sp) evidence ,that there's some head of a tobacco company that argues, " I do not believe that ciggarettes cause cancer..." and then everyones like
" well, the guy in the nice suit does have a point..."
" yeah, he's right..."

Then I said..
" and that's my point if you completely ignore the fact that they put a goddamn sticker on every pack that says. " FUCK TARD, SMOKING THIS SHIT MAY CAUSE DEADLY CANCER!"

Then everyone did the "mm hmmm" of agreeance with me...

maybe we should just install a hand that comes out and back hands you when you try to smoke... Nobody can want to smoke so bad that they can completely ignore being bitch slapped like a new york whore everytime they try to consume your menthol flavored doom... I'd actually appreciate it, it would stop me from doing it...

who the fuck smokes menthols anyway? who thinks that just because it's mint flavored it's going to taste better, and/or make your breath not smell like a gorilla's flaming bowell movements...

I had a good coma yesterday...

God damn. anyways, been pretty bored... how is everyone?
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spud

02-23-06 12:29pm

speaking of which, i have half a pack in the truck that's been sitting there for like two weeks.

i'm considering giving them away to the campus bums pretty soon.

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Phil-Himself

02-23-06 1:53pm

anti smoking ads and legislature is bullshit, it's america people, we know it's cancerous and bad for your health but alot of things people do are bad for your health. if people want to smoke let them.

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tuwang

Re:, 02-23-06 10:58pm

It wasn't that he was smoking... it's that he made a comment that the ciggarette companies were somehow denying that ciggarettes cause cancer...


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phil-himself

Re: Re:, 02-24-06 3:21pm

I dont think they would deny it if the government didnt make them put that stuff out but I think they would avoid the topic, it's business ya know


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.j.e.s.s.

02-23-06 3:39pm

i was reading that whole thing and i totally had something i was going to say to you

and now i can't remember what it was....

the new york whore thing threw me off and i forgot.

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.j.e.s.s.

02-23-06 3:41pm

no wait. i remember now


im taking a class at cc and i was just gonna say how i think a lot of people in that class are dumbasses like that too. They all think they are so damn smart because they are attending... what? a community college class? WOWOWOWOWWOWOW anyone can get into comm. college but they think they are really smart so they try to use big words and they refrain from saying "Um" so they sound sophisticated and they say things that don't even make any sense.

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Valoth

02-23-06 6:34pm

The sticker comment was nice. IMO

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.j.e.s.s.

02-23-06 10:42pm

love you kevin

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keltoesx

02-24-06 12:10am

you wanna know who smokes menthols?! fucking black people! thats who! and if they dont smoke some sort of menthols, its fucking newports aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll the way man!

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liz

02-24-06 7:53pm

I smoke menthols sometimes.
but as I am in fact a bitch and a whore I guess you can just slap dumbass on there too.

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