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| tuwang (profile) wrote, on 4-6-2006 at 11:33am | |
| I think I honestly have a fucking placenta for an english teacher... or atleast a teacher that does as much planning as an broken placenta... ok, so maybe a little graphic on the imagery , but I'm right. Are you ready for a list? well... you're getting one... 1) She never tells us what she wants. Like, I don't mean she gives a title for the project, and then dilly dallys around the details. I mean she doesn't fucking tell us what she wants. If she wants a summary paper, she'll slightly mention a summary paper being due sometime in the paradox of time, and then , BAM, it's due. I have no problem doing any of the work, that's what school is. But you know... it'd be nice to know that I have fucking work to do, so I could atleast make some feeble attempt at doing it. That's like kidnapping me in the middle of the night, throwing me out of a plane, and then claiming it's my fault I didn't have a parachute. " Well, it's somewhere in small print on the syllabus you didn't ever get to see, you should have known. 2) She's old, and senile. If she could give you a stare other than " Oh fuck I think I just shit my pants, maybe if I don't move they won't notice", then she would. But unfortunately, she's at the point where she's no longer in control of her oraphices(sp). 3) She's knows alot about literature, and can quote it, but that's completely irrelevant in a english 150 class. It's fucking great that you've studied english for 87 years, and have met Thoreau in person, now stopping babbling on and teach me something. 4)Her stupid explanations of a definition essay. She remembers useless things... like the definition of chair and responsibility... but seems to have forgotten the definition of the verb " to teach". 5)She likes to talk about how bad at her quizzes we are... when we have no idea what the hell she wants. She is a huge fan of confusing random questions. For example... abbreviation, a simple subject. Nothing too complicated in abbreviation... until this "professor" (and note that i put professor in quotes) got a hold of it. two questions I thought were specifically hilarious *this is directly from the quiz*: A) ... and then you must take the F.A.S.F.A. test... I recieved -4 points on this question because I didn't know what FASFA stood for, even though I mentioned that it doesn't need the periods... also note that no where in the section of abbreviations does it mention that I have to write out the whole thing. which is bullshit... I argued with her and her jowls jiggled so hard with spite that she gave into the pain, and eventually gave me my points back because it was a ridiculous response. B) Am. and the Prof. went out..... This one was beautiful because ... well... fucking Am. could be a numerous, if not infinite, number of things. So as an answer I put "amber? in hopes that it would be right. Well ofcourse not... it was supposed to stand for " ambassador". First of all, in the sentence it doesn't make any fucking sense. Unless the guys name actually is Ambassador. There's no goddamn artical to support it being Ambassador. Who the fuck would name their kid Ambassador? this as well was argued out. But she was trying to take points off, hoping that maybe she could slip it by me. In her old, decrepit stage of life, she needs to find a way to make her self feel worth while, so she makes sure nobody can pass her class. This means her class is challenging, and is thereby teaching lots of material. When really she teaches nothing at all. She might even have a radar for passing students: Radar: Warning, a student is passing your class Her: Shit... alright, jeeves, throw in the Am. question on the next test, that'll get 'em. I can't wait for a new teacher... I'm honestly convinced that my english 250 class will infact be easier to follow than my 150. Fuck that teacher. as a wise man once said : " The thing about pourcuipine balls is.... they're small and they don't give a shit..." |
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sugarjackj | 04-06-06 12:19pm Thats funny. At least she cant fail you.
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this-acoustic-love | 04-06-06 4:20pm
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jim9nin | 04-06-06 10:50pm And an even wiser man once said..."FUCK SALT!!" |
this-acoustic-love | Re:, 04-06-06 11:49pm hahaha.
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tuwang | Re: Re:, 04-07-06 12:02am ohhhh... bob saget! |
this-acoustic-love | Re: Re: Re:, 04-07-06 3:50am
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rayray | 04-07-06 10:00am I had this dream that i was going to write something fucking awesome in here and whatnot. But I was awakened by the ring of my phone and dont remember jack of what I was going to write. I also had a dream that I had sex with an asian in a bar and she cried..
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beckaboo | 04-08-06 2:55pm BOB SAGET!!!!! |