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| spud (profile) wrote, on 5-25-2006 at 12:57am | |
| Current mood: not bad. not anything. Subject: lamb... |
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first off - funny quote of the day: "skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face." - dave barry --------------------- okay. work was normal. i did stuff. theoretically got paid for it. life goes on. i was overcome with this overwhelming desire to call shannon. and what made it more difficult is i know she would have wanted me to. but i had to make use of what little willpower i have, and say no. i will see her friday night. just repeat the mantra, i guess. i feel like i should channel that energy i get into something productive, though. like, when i want to call her and talk to her, i should do something else instead. like she did with my memory box, or something. but i'm not as creative like that, so i don't know. i'll have to come up with something. i suppose i could write. i would be writing a lot. i could keep a pad and pen in the truck though. but i usually have to be in a different mindset to write. i dunno. we'll give it a shot. the reading thing has worked well in that regard, i suppose. which i've been continuing. i finished part one of lamb, and will now proceed to post up my favorite quotes: "'i'm thinking of being a professional mourner. how hard can it be? tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.' 'his father is a stonemason,' joshua said. 'we may both learn that skill.' at my urging, my father had offered to take joshua on as an apprentice if joseph approved. 'or a shepherd,' i added quickly. 'being a shepherd seems easy. i went with kaliel last week to tend his flock. the law says that two must go with the flock to keep an abomination from happening. i can spot an abomination from fifty paces.' maggie smiled. 'and did you prevent any abominations?' 'oh yes, i kept all of the abominations at bay while kaliel played with his favorite sheep behind the bushes.' 'biff,' joshua said gravely, 'that was the abomination you were supposed to prevent.' 'it was?' 'yes.' 'whoops. oh well, i think i would make an excellent mourner. do you know the words of any dirges, maggie? i'm going to need to learn some dirges.'" :: "with the tip of his sword, justus guided my gaze to apollo's stone penis, which lay in the dirt next to the two corpses. 'and do you want to explain how that happened?' 'the pox?' i ventured. 'the pox can do that,' maggie said. 'can rot it right off.' 'how do you know that?' joshua asked her. 'just guessing. i'm sure glad that's all over.' justus let his sword fall to his side with a sigh. 'go home. all of you. by order of gaius justus gallicus, under-commander of the sixth legieon, commander of the third and fourth centuries, under authority of emperor tiberius and the roman empire, you are all commanded to go home and perpetrate no weird shit until i have gotten well drunk and had several days to sleep it off.'" :: "'we have to find out a couple of things before joshua starts being the messiah,' i said. 'like what?' john seemed as if he would start crying again. 'well, like where joshua left his destiny and whether or not he's allowed to, uh, have an abomination with a woman.' 'it's not an abomination if it's with a woman,' josh added. 'it's not?' 'nope. sheep, goats, pretty much any animal - it's an abomination. but with a woman, it's something totally different.' 'what about a woman and a goat, what's that?' asked john. 'that's five shekels in damascus,' i said. 'six if you want to help.' joshua punched me in the shoulder. 'sorry, old joke.' i grinned. 'couldn't resist.'" :: so, apparantly my favorite parts circle around the singing of dirges and bestiality. that explains a lot. |
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tabletop | 05-25-06 12:38pm I like Dave Barry a lot. |
| Anonymous | 05-28-06 1:56pm Nice. Same old Chris. So that's the book you wanted me to read, eh? I still might have to. Melville has a mild case of a sense of humor- I'm trekking through Moby Dick- but this guy is going to drown in his! :)
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