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| moana (profile) wrote, on 7-25-2006 at 10:28am | |
| Current mood: creative Music: Jack off Jill - Nazi Halo Subject: Toilet paper. No really. |
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| I think the lifespan of a sheet of toilet paper has got to be one of the most wretched existences in the world; worse than a dartboard. Here's a manufactured product whose sole purpose in its meandering existence is to wipe your ass. This is something that sits packed tightly like a cow on the way to the slaughter with its fellow doomed. It patiently waits for months at a time, only to be ripped from its cellmates and used as a scraping surface for your gentleman's ass. It is then discarded without a second thought, leaving it used, abused and no longer wanted. The sadness is overwhelming. And those are the lucky ones, those are the sheets that get to fulfill their life's purpose. Think of all the toilet papers that will never fulfill their purpose of wiping your ass. Instead, you blow your nose on them, use them to clean up spills or, worst of all, wipe the toilet seat clean before you use it. Please, my friends. Think of the toilet paper. |
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cowboy67 | 07-25-06 9:04pm now that you've got that load off your system (cleaning of the load made possibe by the wonderful TP)... how about a really good political rant? ;-) |