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| mbenznut (profile) wrote, on 8-8-2006 at 3:16pm | |
| It’s called triage. You kept calling it murder when I did it. __________________________________________ You’re the cum shot your mother should have swallowed __________________________________________ TIMES WHEN THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE "What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" Pablo Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" Michelangelo "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers... my ass!" Noah "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" John F. Kennedy "Who the fuck is going to know?” Bill Clinton _________________________________________ Top Ten Reasons Why Soccer Is Better Than Sex! Number Ten,.......Balls are always checked for firmness! Number Nine,......Periods only last 45 minutes! Number Eight,.....Parents cheer when you score! Number Seven,....Soccer is a legal profession! Number Six,.........Protective equipment can be washed and reused! Number Five,........Size doesn’t matter! Number Four,........If you get too rough you get a red card! Number Three,......You can score using your head or feet! Number Two,.........Lasts a full 90 minutes! And the NUMBER ONE, reason Why Soccer Is Better Than Sex! You can juggle your balls in front of your mother! |
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krystalyias | 08-09-06 12:14am Number 6 grosses me out... |
coot1120 | 08-09-06 5:29pm Haha, everytime I read these posts I get jealous because it seems you have the time to look up this stuff when I am super busy. How do you do it?
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mbenznut | Re:, 08-10-06 10:11am I avoid what I should be doing instead. |
TaoMan1121 | Re: Re:, 08-10-06 6:28pm I hear that, brother! |