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justadreamer (profile) wrote,
on 11-7-2006 at 7:33pm
Subject: A Rant in Response to Subway Rants. <3.


Dear People Who Rant About Subway,

Shut. Up. Or get more specific.

Just because that Subway down the street has snotty employees that count out your olives, that doesn't mean that ALL Subway employees suck, are obsessed with the exact amount of this-or-that on each sandwich, etc.

You know what? We're actually SUPPOSED to count out everything. Sure, quite a few Subways don't, but (especially when the inspector is there) we're supposed to. And I don't know what Subway YOU go to, that weighs out everything right before they put it on the sandwich, but not all of them do that.

GET OVER the fact that we put on a certain amount of meat or cheese, and request MORE! Hey, of COURSE it costs more for EXTRA MEAT or CHEESE. You think we're going to just wrap up a box of chicken teriyaki for however much money one sandwich costs? Yeah, right. And the vegetables? REQUEST MORE! Wow! Never thought you could do THAT. It doesn't even cost more (just don't get ridiculous)!

"Wah, wah! It took more than 30 seconds to get my food! D:" Get over it. :D We assemble the sandwiches according to YOUR instructions. We don't just grab a hamburger that is already wrapped and a box of fries and toss them in a bag. You want that? Go to McDonald's or somewhere else. Don't act all huffy with me while your sandwich is being toasted. I can't speed it up! You don't want those precious seconds wasted, DON'T ASK FOR A TOASTED SANDWICH!

Oh, and if you're going to request extra Ranch, PAY ATTENTION. I already put a LOAD of Ranch on there! Don't get huffy with me because you're talking on your cell phone and didn't see me drown the sandwich! It doesn't hurt my feelings pouring Ranch all over that sandwich; it's your shirt it'll be dripping down.


And on that note: Eat more Subway! Just don't be a jerk!
<3.
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ChibiKeriana

11-07-06 11:50pm

To be fair, I dislike subways just because it tastes odd to me. I eat Quiznos, when forced, but generally, I just go, "..so, how about we stop off at the store and get some chicken? =D". Most of my friends seem to be die-hard subway fans, though. Except for Lek, who thinks subway tastes like melted rubber. Then again, she can't tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke. Silly girl. <<

On the other hand, those subway commercials REALLY, REALLY annoy me o__o; I don't know why. (We need to destroy the world and their stupid little cell phones. I hate cell phones. Ugh.)

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justadreamer

Re:, 11-07-06 11:54pm

True, about the commercials. x_x They are a bit overplayed. Why can't our commercials be cool like the Caveman Geico ones? I love those commercials!

Different people have different tastes, I know, as well as different levels of patience, courtesy, etc... I just had to rant a little.

And, not being able to tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke? Wow.

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ChibiKeriana

Re: Re:, 11-08-06 3:06am

Pepsi and Coke taste VERY DIFFERENT to me, but some people just don't get the difference at all.. and I carry around a pepsi bottle I've had since May, so everyone assumes I like Pepsi.

I like coke. Well, Dr. Pepper, really, but coke more than Pepsi, and I'm getting off topic here.

I love the Geico caveman commercials. I loathe the Burger King ones. All of them. ALL OF THEM. O_O;;;;

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justadreamer

Re: Re: Re:, 11-08-06 8:58pm

I was hung up on Dr. Pepper for yeeaars, thanks to my brothers, then I didn't like colored sodas, and now I don't like any. o_O; Water and tea, however.. <3.

Burger King ones freak me out! Just.. that big.. plastic head.. staring.. smiling.. I just BET he's a pedophile..

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ChibiKeriana

Re: Re: Re: Re:, 11-09-06 12:02am

I was always a coke junkie, and now I like Dr. Pepper because it's different. Clear sodas tend to irritate me... and mom's attempting to make me stop drinking all sodas entirely. But I'll refrain from ranting on that again.

Burger King.. the King is in league with paedophiliac!Santa. *shudderS* Like that one commercial where the guy wakes aup and the King is in bed with him..

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