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| pointlessforever (profile) wrote, on 10-29-2007 at 12:00am | |
| Subject: What living with Nick is like |
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| After my round of sneezing and um toots: "What is this a fiesta of bodily functions?" On fall, gloom and trees: "The trees are all droopy like they have hangovers." On me being mean to the cat: "Why do you think he stole a stuffed animal and hides with it under the bed? Because mommy's a meanie." "Did you know that sodomy via drugs is a felony on its own? So if I drugged you and raped you, that's one felony but if I drugged and sodomized you, that's another felony. I could drug you and sodomize you and get in more trouble. - That makes sense. You'd rather be raped than sodomized? - Yes. Even though rape may result in a child? - Yes. I am assuming that the sodomizing is also in a rape situation. I'd rather be raped. Okay, I'll put that on a flash card. You never know when you're going to need to know someone's personal preference for something like that." "Cremated or buried, darling?" There are more. This was just in the past five minutes. |
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kurzhaar | 10-30-07 5:53am Ha! Too funny. Troy and I name certain types of farts. His specialty is the chair rumbler. We tried to out fart each other once. I won. Once, instead of looking up lyrics or romantic poems and shit, Troy brought up a list of fart jokes. Most romantic thing he's ever done, I swear. |