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skife (profile) wrote,
on 9-20-2008 at 12:47pm
copypasta, it made me lul a bit.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
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phil-himself

09-20-08 1:02pm

I'm playing warhammer beacuse I'm tired of people talking about an election that isn't even about issues anymore.

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Duckie

Re:, 09-20-08 1:38pm

I second that.

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skife

Re: Re:, 09-20-08 4:17pm

your playing warhammer too?

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Duckie

Re: Re: Re:, 09-20-08 6:17pm

Sure am

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outsyder18

Re:, 09-21-08 2:32pm

Photobucket

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outsyder18

09-21-08 2:31pm

Photobucket

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chelthesmell

09-22-08 2:01pm

I'll have to show AJ that when he gets home, he'll probably get a kick out of it.

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