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mbenznut (profile) wrote,
on 1-22-2009 at 1:51am
So two British women were in Menards today to set their product. Turns out their product hadn¡¦t arrived yet so Mark Mahowald had them set the product next to theirs that had to move. They did it¡K

We ended up staying 35 minutes past close setting their product. And then we went out drinking ļ

Mark Mahowald became Ma-walla-walla. And he¡¦s going to get a Fusion Mixer up his jacksie.

They think ¡§Dan The Man¡¨ is straight, while I think otherwise.

Both Ann and Becka swallow.

Becka has only tried anal twice.

Ann has done it with her man on a regular basis.

Craig had his scrotum pierced because it apparently smacks the clit while fucking.

Fanny means ¡§lady garden¡¨ in British speak.

I hate how beer makes you pee.

British people are easier to understand than Southern people.
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taoman1121

01-22-09 3:49pm

I'd agree w/ the last statement. They are certainly easier to listen to. :-)

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michellestar

01-22-09 7:28pm

Yeah, my ex-boyfriend Luke (aka the Brit, aka Mike Drama Fest) told me to never ever say 'fanny' around his mother. It does indeed refer to a vagina. Luke said that when they first moved to the US, his mom went to the doctor's office for a checkup and the doctor patted the examination table and said "Get your fanny up here and we'll take a look."

She was not pleased. I guess I wouldn't want a doctor asking me to put my vagina on a table either...

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