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| tuwang (profile) wrote, on 3-11-2009 at 1:51pm | |
| http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/mar/10/moodys-insolvency-list "Satellite developer Intelsat and the Krispy Kreme Doughnut Corporation are other well-known names on the list." no.... anyone but krispy kreme!! Fuck GM's financial aid plan... give that shit to Krispy Kreme!! My theory: If GM goes insolvent, thousands of people will lose jobs. But given that we move the aid to Krispy Kreme, doughnut prices decrease at record pace and all the unemployed are too distracted by delicious glazed doughnuts to worry about how they're going to feed their kids (they could just feed them doughnuts as well, but that's unhealthy. This is where McDonald's comes in...) and live for the rest of their lives! Edit: "Sectors least represented in the Bottom Rung group include natural products, forest products, healthcare, metals and mining" I feel like I could have told that health care may still be one of the more highly desired items in case of economic meltdown, but who am I... |
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phil-himself | 03-11-09 1:50pm Donut prices decrease and we all get DIABEETUS |
tuwang | Re:, 03-12-09 12:47am crap, I didn't think about this. We should organize a group called Citizens for the Financial Stability of America via Doughnuts. |
tuwang | Re:, 03-12-09 12:48am A.k.A. NAMBLA |