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| angel_bob (profile) wrote, on 3-26-2009 at 1:39am | |
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| I am only this awesome when I can't sleep and I'm watching HGTV. The past couple of days have given me some good material too. @Laure I concur. Got cancer? Have a coke. Need a smoke? Have a coke. Your dog's sick? Have a coke. Want a coke? Have a coke! I am thinking of running for president but I am not rich enough to pay my own food bill AND save the world. http://tinyurl.com/da6dmo My sister got a full ride (tuition only) to Smith College. She will hear from the rest next week. Then there will be choices. I really feel sorry for the poor guy who had to look at reference photos and drawings to do Doctor Manhattan. That poor, poor man. I have 4 dollars to my name right now. Payday could not come any sooner. Unless I am retroactively getting money through some sort of time travel direct deposit but then I wouldn't only have 4 dollars. Someone tell me why you need a chandelier in your bathroom. A chandelier ABOVE THE BATHTUB that just happens to be BY YOUR FIREPLACE. This is all in your bathroom. The FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLAR FIREPLACE BY THE BATHTUB. ON THE WALL. It's not even warming the floor. I did not catch the price on the chandelier. Having a chandelier in your bathroom does not make it Parisian. It just makes it ugly. I am going to rate it STUPIDLY OPULENT, HGTV. Just in case you want to see it. http://tinyurl.com/cva4dg I did not notice how claustrophobically cluttered it was on TV. THINGS THAT AREN'T PARISIAN: Claustrophobia Why would you wear a t-shirt about blaming your farts on someone else ON NATIONAL TV? Yes, I cannot sleep. Think of a new metaphor, onion layer people. Your house is not an onion and you are not an onion. A banana maybe. Shut up about the onions. |
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phil-himself | 03-26-09 3:59am my twitters, although few and far between generally reflect my dispise of humanity
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michellestar | 03-26-09 7:08am general hilarity. |