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valoth (profile) wrote,
on 8-12-2009 at 1:38am
Subject: G.I. JOE
Ok! So...wasted money.
Thoughts: Lots of action and poor plot lines. Way too much silly stuff. No PSA! People who lose track of basic concepts like gravity! Too much bling on 1 ear! Not enough knowing OR half the battle.

Why?: because hasbro has failed us.

Where: The movie duh!



Seriously I mean cmon icebergs the float perfectly fine then something changes and explosions suddenly make them rocks? No. Ok just no. That doesnt cut it. Aircraft that pull off near 90 degree angle cuts from ungodly nose dives. No. Im sorry just no.

Wheres all the celebrity up roar about how this movie is terrible future for our poor friends the polar bears!? Cmon! They fight on the ice that those cuddly bears need so badly.

Wheres the PSA moment at the end? Kids dont learn when you dont teach them things. GI Joe failed us all. Now who will teach the kids about the Polar Bears and their habits and about how global warming makes them not able to live?



Dont worry now Noah! You can blame Cobra Commander and that silly MARS company! They did this to those awesome Coke pushers.
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jayzulla

08-12-09 1:59pm

I knew this movie was going to be terrible when i saw the trailer. did you go and see in hopes that maybe the trailer was incorrect, or just to decied for yourself?

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valoth

Re: , 08-12-09 7:56pm

Went with some friends, they wanted to see it more so than me. I was ready for failure...just not this much.

And by all accounts not every cartoon/videogame adaptation can be horrible. Then again they dont all get to do awesome.

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outsyder18

08-12-09 10:20pm

thanks man, was considering seeing it. Saved me a few hours I wouldnt get back

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valoth

Re: , 08-12-09 10:45pm

Glad I could help. Id say just look for a freebie cam or something on quicksilverscreen's website.

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